what do you do that hacks your partner off

[Stat Brother]

Over the weekend, I've found where my speciality lies.

Apparantly I leave a trail of crumbs, where ever I've been, resulting in constant nagging. Luckily like most of us, I can easily block out this droning 'white noise', & everybodys happy.

We had a nice clean house as her friends, were coming over.
A few days later some of mine were, causing one almighty row:-
"this place is a pig f**king stye" etc etc etc.
I did actually tune in this time, mindful of the fact I wanted to watch the rugby, so therefore needed to get the row done so I could watch in 'sulking' peace.

The pressure was on, & the clock was ticking.

After a few failed attempts I found out what I can you do that hacks my partner off.

Words to the effect of "if you cleaned properly in the first place you wouldn't have to do it all the time".
I then followed her around telling (not showing) her how she should be cleaning.
The explosion soon followed & I was able to watch the rugby in an peace.

 

[hitony]

i just asked the wife, what i do that pisses her off.........she said............IF YOU DIDNT TAKE AIR INTO YOUR LUNGS, YOU WOULD BE PERFECT !!!!!!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

one thing really gets the Mrs.....you know when you are laying in bed and the last think the missus says to you before turning over ( apart from NO!!!)....I love you......seemly I normally just answer "mmmmmmmm"

I didn't realise just how that send her spiraling into rage

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

saying c u n t

slagging off the tipping systems at restaurants(shes a waitress)

apart from that im PERFECT

 

[robbied69]

slagging off the tipping systems at restaurants(shes a waitress)

Couldn't agree with you more there, its their job to serve people, why should they be tipped.

Its like me waiting for extra money for every computer I repair.

Anyways my worst habit is sleeptalking. I managed to get in trouble once with an ex by calling her another name. I got such an almighty whack for my troubles.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Every now and again I disappear on Saturday and head North to watch a load of blokes kick a football about.

I usually appear home in the small hours of sunday compltely pissed having spent all the households weekly disposable income on a 3.0 defeat at Hull or some god forsaken place. This annoys her for some reason

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Couldn't agree with you more there, its their job to serve people, why should they be tipped.

Its like me waiting for extra money for every computer I repair.

exactly!

she said ''but if i have to carry drinks to them constantly and food i should get a tip''

NO WOMAN, thats your bloody JOB. thats what you get your WAGES FOR. grrrrrrr

 

[Sonic]

Spending too long playing Poker on the net.
Snoring (I can't help it).
Coming home from the pub/snooker club stinking of beer and fags.
Watching her do things just because she does them a different way to me, which in my eyes is the wrong way. I maintain I'm right (naturally).

 

[CHAPPERS]

exactly!

she said ''but if i have to carry drinks to them constantly and food i should get a tip''

NO WOMAN, thats your bloody JOB. thats what you get your WAGES FOR. grrrrrrr

Waiters get paid f*** ALL. the tipping system in this country at least works well as you can tip when the service has been good and not if it hasn't. Don't be so f***ing tight fisted.

You don't have to tip bad service.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

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You don't have to tip bad service.

pretty hard to screw up giving a drink to someone though.

also if the wages are so famously bad then why take the job?