[Albion] Wayne Bridge

[albionfan37]

Get yer hair cut ya scruffy fucker

 

[albionfan37]

Reminds me of a time when someone from the north bellowed out “Walker get yer hair cut”

 

[middletoenail]

Should have spent the money removing the crayon drawings from his arms if he wants to grow old gracefully

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He looks well rough in that photo. It’s going to take more than a weave to sort him out.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Should have spent the money removing the crayon drawings from his arms if he wants to grow old gracefully

Having tattoos is apparently acceptable whereas improving your scalp isn’t.

Maybe he should have rabbits tattooed all over his head, to look like hares!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

He looks well rough in that photo. It’s going to take more than a weave to sort him out.

I was going to post that he was born in Winchester, so what do you expect….. which was meant to be oxymoronic.
but having checked on Wikipedia, he was born in Southampton, so that explains it! Moved to Winchester at an early age.
loved him as a player for us, but yes, he does look rough, seedy even.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Apropos of nothing, I own a pair of Wayne Bridge’s Albion shorts.

Did you get them from a pikey near Cobham.

Back in the early Amex era, they did those ‘concourse sales’ where they sold off all the surplus kit - including numbered players’ training kit.

I have Bridge’s (28) black shorts, and a waterproof blue training top of Gary Dicker’s (16). I still wear Dicker’s top now for 5 a side, when it’s wet.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Back in the early Amex era, they did those ‘concourse sales’ where they sold off all the surplus kit - including numbered players’ training kit.

I have Bridge’s (28) black shorts, and a waterproof blue training top of Gary Dicker’s (16). I still wear Dicker’s top now for 5 a side, when it’s wet.

That's an excellent story
I was being facetious pointing towards John Terry

 

[Justice]

He looks well rough in that photo. It’s going to take more than a weave to sort him out.

It’s like a mug shot of some nutter who’s just got 12 years for aggravated burglary.

 

[Mr Bridger]

What style would you like Wayne?
I’ll have the Osprey nest please.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If he joins us for a second year maybe he doesn't get that injury.

A player joins the Albion and DOESNT get an injury? Which planet do you live on exactly?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I've no idea about Wayne's relationship with the clinic, but there are multiple examples of celebrities having the procedure done whilst also promoting the clinic involved.

with that photo?

 

[marlowe]

Getting a combover is bravery and confidence. Thats my kind of dudes.

Hair transplant is basically cheating. Pay to win. Abusing the system. Kneeling to societal norms of how to look and how much you should give a f*** about what people think about you.

As a primitivist cyberhobo, hair transplants and lip fillings and other kind of cosmetic nonsense (unless you've got some sort of chainsaw injury or something) just goes against everything I stand for. WHY is it brave by someone to not accept themselves for who they are and what they look like?

I wholeheartedly agree. It's not as if there were no natural alternatives available to Wayne to deal with the issue, as another Chelsea player of yesteryear, John Dempsey, ably demonstrates.....

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Nothing says bravery like spending thousands of pounds to prevent random idiots from making fun of your bald head.

Or getting it free if you agree to advertise it on your insta??

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

He looks well rough in that photo. It’s going to take more than a weave to sort him out.

Has he had work done on his eyes?

He'd be better advised redirecting the money spent on cosmetic intervention towards psychiatric.

He's in danger of becoming the Pete Burns of football.

 

[Withdean South Stand]

Back in the early Amex era, they did those ‘concourse sales’ where they sold off all the surplus kit - including numbered players’ training kit.

I have Bridge’s (28) black shorts, and a waterproof blue training top of Gary Dicker’s (16). I still wear Dicker’s top now for 5 a side, when it’s wet.

I have a Kuszczak unworn match shirt from the same type of sale! But really wanted to chime in because Dicker wore 18 and Ankergren was 16 around that time so I assume that was a typo rather than mistaken identity.

I'm also confident I could name at least 10 Luton players from last season without looking it up.

 

[marlowe]

Would you say someone is brave for getting a brand new set of teeth? Can’t honestly see the difference.

If Wayne ever did decide he needed a new set of teeth to go with the new barnet the title of this thread may have to be changed to Wayne's Bridge.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

It isn't anything about confidence, since it's become completely acceptable with the "football community" to have your hair sorted expensively.

I've no idea about Wayne's relationship with the clinic, but there are multiple examples of celebrities having the procedure done whilst also promoting the clinic involved.

It worries me that using celebrities in such a manner puts pressure on individuals without the financial means to do the "accepted/expected" thing.

Wealthy individuals should very very hard about promoting a cosmetic procedure that is beyond the means of most.

Yep, it's essentially an advertising feature, which means that WB might not have paid anything for what he had done!

 

[bhafc99]

The old ‘thinning on top’ thing seems to be rampant amongst ex-Albion defenders. Martin Keown presented the trophies at a tournament my lad played in the other month, and I couldn’t help but notice his need for a Harley Street weave…

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Whilst poking fun at Wayne Bridge, are you forgetting the gaffer also has a transplant?