Unreal things that happen in films

[Kinky Gerbil]

why does the good guy always win? a change would be nice

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

also a phone with the wrong ring tone

 

[Everest]

And people that dial out on mobiles that get answered within a millisecond. My bloody thing doesn't.

 

[Easy 10]

And why don't kids ever DIE ?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Another one:

Why is the Police Captain always black?

It's a convenient way to include your token black in a film without having to give him a big part. By giving a black actor an exhalted role as 'Captain' film makers can say "well here is a black man playing a respectable, senior role" whilst at the same time giving him as little airtime as possible because the white guys on the street (Starsky and Hutch, or whoever) are the ones on whom the action will centre. The black captain appears at the begging, once or twice briefly in the middle and then at the end when the crime has been solved thus giving the illusion that he was actually in the film, whereas his total screen time amounts to 4 minutes and 34 seconds.

I thank you.

 

[chips and gravy]

The phone ones are good, but nobody has mentioned this one. Why do people keep hitting the receiver hooks when the line goes dead? Has this ever brought the line back to life?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"hello? Hello? Jim? Hello? Are you still there? Hello? Can you hear me?"

"er no actually, as I put the phone down, hence the dead line"

 

[chips and gravy]

Why is it that old gits always pull birds that are at least 30 years younger? You never see Sean Connery/ Harrison Ford/ Jack Nicholson etc pull a bird who is over the age of 55

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

why are all films with leonardo di caprio or (what ever his name is) crap?

 

[Unigeeza]

Why in the A-Team does not one single person die. When they are hit they just run off