Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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Have you looked at the satellite image underneath that I'm not saying its made up, but the Mirror has absolutely chosen this non-entity of a place that the locals don't even know, rather than saying 'near Helston' like every sane-minded publication would, because it has a funny name with connotations of Johnson.
and fair play to them I say
I get that - it piqued my interest so I had a look. As I say, hamlet but very easily found by Googling. Think I could have come up with that. Tabloid journalism is easy. There's probably a pun around Flambards if you try hard enough. Boris rides the Helston Skelter.