[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Hugo Rune]

If he wins, how do you think he'd celebrate?

Humble thanks to loyal friends, genuine promise to do better, instant review of policy and culture?

Or a vat of sparkling wine, vintage red, single malt, a chorus of Voulez Vous and throwing Carrie into the Thames?

There will be a reshuffle to promote MPs based on loyalty rather than competence. In addition, those party donors who backed him can expect knighthoods and guaranteed protection from any legislation that would reduce their power or wealth (which you’d expect to vastly increase).


That’s how Johnson works.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Abba, Winner takes it all.

Or Queen, We are the Champions.

Along with enough cheese, wine, various other booze and cocaine to sink the Titanic.

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I think [MENTION=36]Titanic[/MENTION] will join the celebration and prove unsinkable...

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

If he wins, how do you think he'd celebrate?

Humble thanks to loyal friends, genuine promise to do better, instant review of policy and culture?

Or a vat of sparkling wine, vintage red, single malt, a chorus of Voulez Vous and throwing Carrie into the Thames?

Lots of booze while he draws up his vindictive sackings list.

 

[Eric the meek]

If he wins, how do you think he'd celebrate?

Humble thanks to loyal friends, genuine promise to do better, instant review of policy and culture?

Or a vat of sparkling wine, vintage red, single malt, a chorus of Voulez Vous and throwing Carrie into the Thames?

Both. The first a proper mea culpa in the public eye, the second a little later and out of camera range. Job's a good 'un.

 

[A1X]

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[Kinky Gerbil]

Still think he will win, however it seems it’s going to me closer than first thought.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Watching his defenders tonight

'He got the big decisions right' is obviously what's come out from number 10 today.

Six words and there's three syllables in there. It's almost as if he's panicking, over complicating it and missing his target audience completely

 

[Frutos]

Still think he will win, however it seems it’s going to me closer than first thought.

This.

 

[Eric the meek]

It's 8 o'clock and the vote is now CLOSED. If you are reading this tomorrow, your vote will not count, but you may still be charged (especially if you voted against Boris).

While the votes are being counted, there will now be a celebration of past Prime Ministers who underwent a vote of no confidence. Theresa, take it away!

 

[pb21]

Watching his defenders tonight

'He got the big decisions right' is obviously what's come out from number 10 today.

Six words and there's three syllables in there. It's almost as if he's panicking, over complicating it and missing his target audience completely

It's also another lie.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Were loose - whatever the result.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Dehenna Davison, Bishop Auckland, has apparently voted against Boris. I suspect that the rest of the North East MPs will have done the same.

 

[Hugo Rune]

It's 8 o'clock and the vote is now CLOSED. If you are reading this tomorrow, your vote will not count, but you may still be charged (especially if you voted against Boris).

While the votes are being counted, there will now be a celebration of past Prime Ministers who underwent a vote of no confidence. Theresa, take it away!

“Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah
I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing
Ooh I'm giving it all tonight
I'm in the mood for chancing
I feel like dancing
Ooh so come on and hold me tight”

https://youtu.be/tbCDFNRA-Wo

 

[rogersix]

All the excitement seems to be getting too much for some on here.

Bless you all.

hope there's no tears from you mouldy. remember, getting shot of the bullshitting bungle**** is something the whole nation can truly get behind and unite as one. let's hope we get a patriotic leader this time around, obvs, no guarantees!

 

[Is it PotG?]

I'm still SO confused about this, Shirley Labour want BoJo to remain in power so Sir Korma can stroll the next election.

Or are they concerned he might turn it around?

 

[Mellotron]

I'm still SO confused about this, Shirley Labour want BoJo to remain in power so Sir Korma can stroll the next election.

Or are they concerned he might turn it around?

Tbh it’s win-win either way imo.

Johnson is a MASSIVELY horrendous **** and deserves to be booted out so if he is, that will be enjoyable to see, and a good moment for democracy and English politics - a moment all of us here on NSC can enjoy, a glimmer of happiness in the shitstorm that the last 6 years of politics have been.

However, if he clings on that probably helps the likelihood of the Tories losing the next election. So all good whatever.

 

[A1X]

I'm still SO confused about this, Shirley Labour want BoJo to remain in power so Sir Korma can stroll the next election.

Or are they concerned he might turn it around?

I don’t think Labour have said anything today, have they?

 

[Mackenzie]

“Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah
I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing
Ooh I'm giving it all tonight
I'm in the mood for chancing
I feel like dancing
Ooh so come on and hold me tight”

https://youtu.be/tbCDFNRA-Wo

Roy Hodgson in drag.

 

[A1X]

Tbh it’s win-win either way imo.

Johnson is a MASSIVELY horrendous **** and deserves to be booted out so if he is, that will be enjoyable to see, and a good moment for democracy and English politics.

However, if he clings on that probably helps the likelihood of the Tories losing the next election. So all good whatever.

The best result for Labour is that Johnson squeaks it. He’ll cling on, the party will be split and the public will have been reminded of everything just as the Government might have hoped it’d all be washed away in bunting and coronation chicken sandwiches.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Tbh it’s win-win either way imo.

Johnson is a MASSIVELY horrendous **** and deserves to be booted out so if he is, that will be enjoyable to see, and a good moment for democracy and English politics.

However, if he clings on that probably helps the likelihood of the Tories losing the next election. So all good whatever.

I think we all know he's toast.

It's whether he causes any damage in his exit strategy or does a Thatcher and falls on his sword.