Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
The defence changes to 'He's not ignored the rules, he just didn't understand them.'
He didn't understand rules that he wrote and that he was telling people every night on television.
They're like four year olds with mouths covered in chocolate shamefacedly adamant that they didn't eat the cake.
Fabricant may be surprised to find that, unlike him, his colleagues and the nurses and teachers that he has just invented when backed into a corner, a lot of public sector employees are subject to drug and alcohol policies that could find them out of work if broken.
Teachers, nurses and relatives of both are exploding on Twitter.
Teachers are saying staffrooms were closed, and nurses would be sacked for consuming alcohol. Fabricant has managed to insult them with his pathetic defence of Johnson.