[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Audax]

Pure gold...

Funwithphotos (@Funwithphotos@mastodon.scot)

Breaking: Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Boris Johnson as “Fcuking clown” Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”.. Apologise? She should be...

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[Thunder Bolt]

We are being robbed blind. Water Companies can pay out dividends without actually doing their job.

 

[happypig]

I fear it'll be the next Brexit style issue, I'm not 100% convinced leaving the ECHR won't be in the Tory manifesto with this Rwanada issue being the main stick being used to push leaving it.

They would be mad to put it in their manifesto, there's so many ways to pick holes in that policy.

So you're probably right

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh, by the way, if you want a good laugh, look at Nicola Sturgeon's WhatsApp messages being revealed at the Covid Enquiry today.

Full fact reveals only calling Boris Johnson a f***** clown is true. The other insults were from a parody account and not true.

Fake Nicola Sturgeon WhatsApp messages shared by satirical account - Full Fact

A post on X claiming former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been “urged to apologise” for “leaked WhatsApp messages” about a number of high profile Conservative MPs has gone viral.

fullfact.org

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

We are being robbed blind. Water Companies can pay out dividends without actually doing their job.

The swamp must be drained.

And here in the UK, we have a real swamp. Full of tory grifters and carpetbaggers, all slithering behind the gas light, illuminating fake tropes, like woke, illegal migrants, and the borders. They have even forgotten about the threat of the unions, apart from the learned society of physicians, the BMA, which the BBC have been instructed to describe as the Doctors' Union. The utter, utter ****s.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Full fact reveals only calling Boris Johnson a f***** clown is true. The other insults were from a parody account and not true.

Fake Nicola Sturgeon WhatsApp messages shared by satirical account - Full Fact

A post on X claiming former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been “urged to apologise” for “leaked WhatsApp messages” about a number of high profile Conservative MPs has gone viral.

fullfact.org

That is surely sufficient.

 

[Chicken Run]

Full fact reveals only calling Boris Johnson a f***** clown is true. The other insults were from a parody account and not true.

Fake Nicola Sturgeon WhatsApp messages shared by satirical account - Full Fact

A post on X claiming former Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been “urged to apologise” for “leaked WhatsApp messages” about a number of high profile Conservative MPs has gone viral.

fullfact.org

Thanks for posting the the real version, easy to get sucked into a headline on social media and re post it

 

[beorhthelm]

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[BBassic]

Revealed: UK granted asylum to Rwandan refugees while arguing country was safe

Home Office said refugees’ fear of persecution was ‘well-founded’, undermining Rishi Sunak’s claims about East African country

www.theguardian.com

Four Rwandans were granted refugee status in the UK over “well-founded” fears of persecution at the same time as the government was arguing in court and parliament that the east African country was a safe place to send asylum seekers.

Delicious.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Revealed: UK granted asylum to Rwandan refugees while arguing country was safe

Home Office said refugees’ fear of persecution was ‘well-founded’, undermining Rishi Sunak’s claims about East African country

www.theguardian.com

Four Rwandans were granted refugee status in the UK over “well-founded” fears of persecution at the same time as the government was arguing in court and parliament that the east African country was a safe place to send asylum seekers.

Delicious.

I suspect they might well be a minister pulling out of Laura Kuenssberg’s show tomorrow.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Liz Truss is out shilling for her mates in big tobacco/Tufton Street this morning. The Twat.

 

[nicko31]

Liz Truss is out shilling for her mates in big tobacco/Tufton Street this morning. The Twat.

She's really struggling to stay relevant

 

[The Clamp]

She's really struggling to become relevant

Minor correction there, hope you don’t mind.

 

[TomandJerry]

Households across England are facing an inflation-busting £2bn council tax raid this spring despite Rishi Sunak’s promise of pre-election giveaways to save his premiership.

In a deal to address the worsening financial crisis hitting town halls across the country, officials in Michael Gove’s levelling up department have told local authority bosses they expect the maximum possible 4.99% increase to be applied to council tax in April.


The increases are likely to add about £100 to a typical band D council tax bill, adding to the financial pressure on families, with inflation currently at 4%.

 

[TomandJerry]

Kemi Badenoch is a member of a Conservative WhatsApp group called “Evil Plotters” despite telling party rebels to “stop messing around” and get behind Rishi Sunak, the Guardian can reveal.

The business secretary, who consistently comes out as the favourite cabinet minister in polls of Tory members, has criticised party colleagues for “stirring” up suggestions that she could replace the prime minister.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Do the Tories have nothing better to do than ban Vapes?

Don't smoke/Don't vape myself but it's free choice

How about we enforce the laws around underage smoking/vaping instead ?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

She's really struggling

Another slight correction.

Just how much more stupid can these cretins get?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

 

[nicko31]

Sunak coming out with all the will of the people bollox again using toxic language towards the HOL.

 

[A1X]

Do the Tories have nothing better to do than ban Vapes?

Don't smoke/Don't vape myself but it's free choice

How about we enforce the laws around underage smoking/vaping instead ?

The short answer is no, they don’t

The Rwanda stuff is out of their hands for the moment in the Lords and they have basically nothing else. They’re essentially squatting in office and hoping something turns up.