Thread for jokes' punchlines only

[Man of Harveys]

Not the actual jokes - just the punchlines:

And the crowd sings "tits or fanny, how we don't talk any more"

 

[Dr Q]

"can you smell fish?"

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

So the vicar says, "You could have done that with a bicycle pump and a ring doughnut..."

 

[User removed 4]

aye, but this fokker was a messerschmidt !

 

[pasty]

Stand up to it's tits in water without getting it's fanny wet.

 

[hart's shirt]

Awful.

 

[hart's shirt]

It's driving me nuts.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't know. I never found her head.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Which was nice..

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Good. Death...by bongo!"

 

[seagullwedgee]

if you can get its back legs down the inside of my wellies, i'll make its bloody eyes water.




every time she walks past, my nuts tighten.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You always come in here givin' it that!

 

[Scampi]

It's like normal dhal, only otter

 

[Titanic]

It's a nick-knack, paddy whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Rubber gloves and a pound of lard!

 

[house your seagull]

"until i found out my dad actually did think i was a f***ing ****"

 

[Titanic]

...One says 'I think I lost an electron!

 

[Bwian]

"Have you seen what she's got in her mouth"?

 

[strings]

bloody awful!

 

[Titanic]

...a viola burns for longer.