This Weekend.

[burnee54]

I was thinking about having a naked stroll around Brighton city centre this weekend.
Just so that I can expose myself to women and children, but apparently I would be arrested for indecent exposure...



...however, if I shove a bicycle under my arse.

 

[Albumen]

I was thinking about having a naked stroll around Brighton city centre this weekend.
Just so that I can expose myself to women and children, but apparently I would be arrested for indecent exposure...



...however, if I shove a bicycle under my arse.

Under our clothes we're all naked. Children too.

 

[Nibble]

Unfortunately it's only the over 50's, fatties and munters that ever get the wobblers out and very few of any of them flash the clopper.

 

[burnee54]

Under our clothes we're all naked. Children too.

I think you are missing my point.
By quite a long way.

 

[Albumen]

I think you are missing my point.
By quite a long way.

You had a point?

Have you ever been to a beach? People don't have clothes on there either.

 

[Buzzer]

At least there's somewhere to park your bike

 

[Nibble]

You wouldn't get arrested for indecent exposure I don't think unless you start waggling it at folks and sticking your tongue out. You could get done for outraging public decency if somebody actually pushed a complaint I would have thought. If enough people complained about the nuddy peddlers then I'm sure the 5.0 would have to shut the fun down but clearly not enough people care as you do. Personally I don't give a tinkers tit if a little one sees an aged ballsack or two straddling a Grifter or a pair of bumblers flapping in the breeze. They're not shagging each other are they? Clearly there are people out there who are mature enough to seperate the naked body from sex.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Ah yes the annual naked bike ride bin fest, not quite as fruity as the Pride or March for England bin fest but enjoyable nonetheless.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

That'll be nice for them in the rain on Saturday.

 

[burnee54]

You had a point?

Have you ever been to a beach? People don't have clothes on there either.

I had several actually.

One of them being a law that is upheld in one instance (and quite rightly in my humble opinion)
and then flouted to the extent of having a police escort of cars and motorcycles plus a strong police presence throughout it's route.
Presumably to protect the lawbreaking riders.


Also, as to your second point, I believe I am right in saying that there is only one beach in this area where I would see people completely naked.
The rest of us steer well clear and act with civilised modesty.

Your Turn.

 

[Nibble]

I had several actually.

One of them being a law that is upheld in one instance (and quite rightly in my humble opinion)
and then flouted to the extent of having a police escort of cars and motorcycles plus a strong police presence throughout it's route.
Presumably to protect the lawbreaking riders.


Also, as to your second point, I believe I am right in saying that there is only one beach in this area where I would see people completely naked.
The rest of us steer well clear and act with civilised modesty.

Your Turn.

Why do you object to naked people in public?

 

[burnee54]

You wouldn't get arrested for indecent exposure I don't think unless you start waggling it at folks and sticking your tongue out. You could get done for outraging public decency if somebody actually pushed a complaint I would have thought. If enough people complained about the nuddy peddlers then I'm sure the 5.0 would have to shut the fun down but clearly not enough people care as you do. Personally I don't give a tinkers tit if a little one sees an aged ballsack or two straddling a Grifter or a pair of bumblers flapping in the breeze. They're not shagging each other are they? Clearly there are people out there who are mature enough to seperate the naked body from sex.

Tell that to the naked rambler.
Arrested more than 20 times and 7 years spent in jail.

 

[burnee54]

Why do you object to naked people in public?

Seriously? Have you seen them

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Seriously? Have you seen them

People come in all shapes and sizes, this shouldn't be news to anyone.

 

[Ernest]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

 

[Nibble]

Seriously? Have you seen them

Yep. They used to ride right past my flat in Kemp Town. I managed to recover from the 60 seconds they took to ride past and get on with my day. Hardly traumatic.

 

[Albumen]

I had several actually.

One of them being a law that is upheld in one instance (and quite rightly in my humble opinion)
and then flouted to the extent of having a police escort of cars and motorcycles plus a strong police presence throughout it's route.
Presumably to protect the lawbreaking riders.


Also, as to your second point, I believe I am right in saying that there is only one beach in this area where I would see people completely naked.
The rest of us steer well clear and act with civilised modesty.

Your Turn.

It all depends on the audience. Indecent exposure will only be a criminal offence if the public repel the actions, so seeing as 99% of people have a giggle and enjoy the bike ride they're not doing anything wrong in the eyes of the law.

 

[burnee54]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

I can understand the reasoning for that Ernest. Eating a full english whilst naked could lead to some serious self harming issues.

 

[Nibble]

I personally think the world would be a nicer place if people were naked more often. Fatties, skinnies, young and old.

 

[desprateseagull]

Yikes.