This Weekend.

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Yep. They used to ride right past my flat in Kemp Town. I managed to recover from the 60 seconds they took to ride past and get on with my day. Hardly traumatic.

Less 'traumatic' than 'pneumatic'.

 

[Dan Aitch]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

I don't want any more details about your bacon and eggs mate.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Ah yes the annual naked bike ride bin fest, not quite as fruity as the Pride or March for England bin fest but enjoyable nonetheless.

Why don't they merge all three events into one ?

 

[brakespear]

You wouldn't get arrested for indecent exposure I don't think unless you start waggling it at folks and sticking your tongue out. You could get done for outraging public decency if somebody actually pushed a complaint I would have thought. If enough people complained about the nuddy peddlers then I'm sure the 5.0 would have to shut the fun down but clearly not enough people care as you do. Personally I don't give a tinkers tit if a little one sees an aged ballsack or two straddling a Grifter or a pair of bumblers flapping in the breeze. They're not shagging each other are they? Clearly there are people out there who are mature enough to seperate the naked body from sex.

 

[maltaseagull]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

WhY? DID it PUT people off their SAUSAGE?

 

[Yoda]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

It's for YOUR own GOOD incase you CUT through the wrong SAUSAGE.

 

[Colossal Squid]

On the same day as the Kemptown Carnival? The city will be CARNAGE.

Seems like bad planning to me.

 

[Ernest]

It's for YOUR own GOOD incase you CUT through the wrong SAUSAGE.

I still come over all QUEER thinking about that BBQ at the NUDEST Beach

 

[8ace]

The best day of the year for some of us

 

[Notters]

They're doing it to raise awareness for ****'s sake.

 

[Driver8]

They're doing it to raise awareness for ****'s sake.

Awareness for what? Exhibitionist twats society?

 

[El Sid]

My good neighbour, Roger, tells me he will be proudly parading his Raleigh Chopper this weekend. Not sure he'll be allowed on the 2a bus into Brighton though.

 

[symyjym]

I personally think the world would be a nicer place if people were naked more often. Fatties, skinnies, young and old.

Just a little bit unhygienic though. I wouldn’t want to sit on a seat that someone else has been kissing with their ringpiece.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just a little bit unhygienic though. I wouldn’t want to sit on a seat that someone else has been kissing with their ringpiece.

Chin up. You've almost certainly popped your week's shopping into a supermarket trolley that somebody has considerately allowed their screaming four year old to stand in, wearing his dog shit and chewing gum covered shoes.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

It's ok as long as your not "aroused" being blue steel is offensive to peaceful shoppers.

 

[BadFish]

The things people find to moan about never fails to astound me. Surely if it is that offensive to someone they can manage to steer clear of it and leave the nuddy biker to their fun.

 

[pastafarian]

The things people find to moan about never fails to astound me. Surely if it is that offensive to someone they can manage to steer clear of it and leave the nuddy biker to their fun.

if the nuddy biker knew they were offending people would the cycle somewhere else?

more importantly where do you park your knackers if you are cycling al fresco? is there not a danger of gear intrusion? obviously i am referring to the "busters" of us out there and not the majority lesser gonad cycling fraternity.

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

I've got nothing against people getting naked in public for an event like this, though I personally wouldn't do it myself.
It's the riding a bike whilst in-the-noody that I can't get my head around.
The stinky potential is undeniable.
If it turns out to be a scorcher of a day, then it's sweaty fu, sack and crack central.
Yeughck!!!!
Shirley a nooder stroll would have been a cleverer proposition?

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

I can understand the reasoning for that Ernest. Eating a full english whilst naked could lead to some serious self harming issues.

Surely only if your sausage looks like a sausage?

 

[symyjym]

Chin up. You've almost certainly popped your week's shopping into a supermarket trolley that somebody has considerately allowed their screaming four year old to stand in, wearing his dog shit and chewing gum covered shoes.

Now you mention it I will stick to the single decker non child seat trollies now.