This Weekend.

[WATFORD zero]

Ah yes the annual naked bike ride bin fest, not quite as fruity as the Pride or March for England bin fest but enjoyable nonetheless.

Why don't they merge all three events into one ?

Now that would be worth seeing

 

[clippedgull]

I SHALL be there RIDING my TRICYCLE starkers after I've had my FULL English at the CLIFTONVILLE but I'm not allowed NAKED in there anymore after COMPLAINTS

I believe it was the extra SAUSAGE you shoved in your mouth, long after the plates were cleared that brought the House of Cards down and led to your temporary ban.

 

[clippedgull]

Chin up. You've almost certainly popped your week's shopping into a supermarket trolley that somebody has considerately allowed their screaming four year old to stand in, wearing his dog shit and chewing gum covered shoes.

I read (somewhere) that 99.5% of shopping trolley handles and shopping basket handles had microscopic traces of faeces on them. I think it's pretty good that our eyes filter out the hidden world we live in!