This should get hove born&bred going...

[Pavilionaire]

Reading this story the implication is that there's a 'tipping point' where, if you go over it, you become eligible for Disability Allowance.

Can you IMAGINE being just half a stone under? The logical thing to do would be to pig out and gain that extra weight to qualify for free cash.

I've heard the phrase - "there's no such thing as a free lunch". This story proves that that is bollocks.

 

[Pavilionaire]

THATS the spirit.
Let us say unto all - "let those who are without Pizza cast the first Mar Bar"

Surely you mean "let those who are without Lilt cast the first scone"?

 

[Easy 10]

I see what you've done there

 

[Pavilionaire]

I don't see why she's getting so much abuse. The bird likes food so she went out there and, off her own bat, secured the full-time services of an unemployed chef, thus keeping him in gainful employment.

It's just such an unlikely couple. What do they do all day - play "Hunt The Sausage"?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I see what you've done there

As my alcoholic mother used to say: "let those who are without gin cast the first moan"..

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Better still the women who has been given £18,000 in compensation after getting her stilletto caught in the concrete of a pub smoking area ... after having down a couple of Bacardi's!

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

well lets hope as she has no money itll help the fat cow loose more weight

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Cadburys too, if she'd have gone "supermarket brand" she could have got double! F*****g thick as well as fat!

The big chozzer's also drinking fat Coke in the picture, which, unless I'm very much mistaken, costs exactly the same as Diet Coke, so I don't know what her excuse is on that one.

Stupidity AND obesity, a surprisingly common combination.

 

[Yoda]

I'd love to know what she's claiming Incapacity Benefit for? Would be even funnier if that was taken away and the had to make do with a couple's rate of Job Seekers Allowance instead. Would take their benefits down by half again.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd love to know what she's claiming Incapacity Benefit for? Would be even funnier if that was taken away and the had to make do with a couple's rate of Job Seekers Allowance instead. Would take their benefits down by half again.

Don't you have to give some kind of vague impression that you're actively seeking a job to get JSA though?

I'd bet a reasonable sum that the last time she got off her arse and went seeking anything, it was only because Asda had relocated the Pick 'n Mix to aisle 15.

 

[Yoda]

Don't you have to give some kind of vague impression that you're actively seeking a job to get JSA though?

I'd bet a reasonable sum that the last time she got off her arse and went seeking anything, it was only because Asda had relocated the Pick 'n Mix to aisle 15.

And if neither of them were willing to look, then an RBD would be placed on their JSA of 40% and they'd have even less to live on.

 

[Taybha]

The argus should take some blame for this,supplying a addictive substance to a addict for the sake of a good shot is a bit Daily planet to say the least.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I bet the Argus editor was absolutely rubbing his hands when this self-pitying bint contacted the newsdesk. It's a classic of its type: if it hasn't already been picked up by the nationals, expect to see this waste of oxygen's tubby features peering forlornly up at you from the front page of the Sun, Daily Express and Daily Mail tomorrow morning, together with seething editorials about "broken Britain" and the "benefits culture".

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This fat munter complained that £70 of her benefits money was going towards the £500 a month rent where she lives. FFS a gym membership as well. Salad dodger - the DWP should force her into taking up employment along with her partner who is a lazy northern bastard.

 

[clapham_gull]

I bet the Argus editor was absolutely rubbing his hands when this self-pitying bint contacted the newsdesk. It's a classic of its type: if it hasn't already been picked up by the nationals, expect to see this waste of oxygen's tubby features peering forlornly up at you from the front page of the Sun, Daily Express and Daily Mail tomorrow morning, together with seething editorials about "broken Britain" and the "benefits culture".

I think its a feature from a womens magazine that the newspapers have rehashed as news. Happened to a girl I worked with. Did a deal with a magazine to pay for a breast reduction and found herself taking up the centre pages of the Sun without a penny from Murdoch

 

[Hockley Blues]

emma barnes wrote:
I am concerned she might be upset reading all these comments about her.....O ..wait a minute...she wont be able to get close enough to the screen to read them...carry onthen.

Shouldn't laugh, but

 

[D Block blue]

This bit made me laugh silly cow even thinks getting her hair done makes her lighter "That was the money I used to pay for the gym, pay for healthy food and have my hair highlighted.

 

[1234andcounting]

Actually, it is a proven scientific fact that the only reason why people like this exist is to boost the self-esteem of the obviously uber-mensch membership of NSC.....

I can tolerate everything except intolerance, personally.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

This is must be one of The Argus' most popular stories ever with 180 comments added to the thread.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This is must be one of The Argus' most popular stories ever with 180 comments added to the thread.

I hope they print them all in tomorrows paper edition instead of just letting them stay online.