This should get hove born&bred going...

[Yoda]

This fat munter complained that £70 of her benefits money was going towards the £500 a month rent where she lives.

And that would only be happening if she was behind with her rent.

 

[Easy 10]

At heart, its just a feelgood story.
Makes you feelgood that you're not a fat hopeless munter stuck in a council flat with an unemployed bum who thinks he's a chef because he can microwave a pre-cooked hunters chicken for Harvester.