Things you will NEVER hear at Falmer

[Tooting Gull]

'The atmosphere was so much better at Withdean. I miss that place.'

 

[Dave the OAP]

I love this Premiership football....

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

I see Kanchelskis is warming up!

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

I'm gonna watch the last 5 minutes by the running track

 

[Icy Gull]

How cheap were these tickets?

 

[Taybha]

a gary glitter song

 

[wellquickwoody]

!

Shall we buy a ground for you, shall we buy a ground for you?

 

[The Large One]

Aren't our neighbours lovely?

 

[strings]

*Does best Attila impression*

...and here comes internet personality and all-round superfan Ernest to kiss Dick Knight's arse...

 

[Commander]

*Does best Attila impression*

...and here comes internet personality and all-round superfan Ernest to kiss Dick Knight's arse...

"And whilst we're at it, here is £500 to the charity of The Laughing Bluebird's choice"

 

[Tooting Gull]

Aren't our neighbours lovely?

Good call. Maybe we need some sort of staple, fallback song along the Millwall 'No one likes us' lines.

If anyone came up with a catchy number that involved bats, duck ponds and Falmer NIMBYS, I'd sing it.

 

[blue and white army]

Withdean wager only a pound.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Good call. Maybe we need some sort of staple, fallback song along the Millwall 'No one likes us' lines.

If anyone came up with a catchy number that involved bats, duck ponds and Falmer NIMBYS, I'd sing it.

Brighton boys,
we are twats,
piss in your pond and
kill your bats
woooo oooooo wooooo ooo!

 

[Easy 10]

"Blimey, 150th appearance today. What a servant Murray has been to this club".

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Those baguettes were a bit crispy.

 

[Brovion]

"The tickets were really reasonably priced and the food and drink is of a decent standard and excellent value for money. Getting home afterwards on the train will be really easy as well."

 

[The Large One]

Tractors.

 

[Taybha]

crickets and the soothing ribbet of the rare green bellied patagonian frog

 

[Brovion]

"It's great - I found out I was able to come only at the last minute and so I just turned up and paid at the gate."

 

[Arthur]

Martin Perry has done a fantastic job getting this built so quickly