Things you will NEVER hear at Falmer

[Driver8]

Only queued for 25 mins for my pint in the sportsman.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

There's no numbers on these seats.

 

[Storer68]

What was Dick Knight thinking of? Personally I preferred Withdean.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Tony Bloom seems a lot happier since he had his legs lengthened.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Yeah, no problem, I parked outside the ground.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

It's great the Stewards now let us stand up if we want to.

 

[Storer68]

"Personally I watch my football at Falmer from the David Bellotti suite"

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You've gotta have sympathy for Palarse since they nearly went out of existence. Still, if they have to spend another ten years in The Blue Square playing at Withdean, I guess it could be worse for them..

 

[Porky]

"Get yer ponchos. A nicker apiece"

 

[The Phoenix]

"What a unique stadium"

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

All the lads and lasses and all the smiling faces
we all go down the A27,to see the brighton aces

 

[champion7]

Can't wait to get out of these wet clothes.

 

[Andrew]

You going to the champions league final at wembely then now that we've made it?

 

[Giraffe]

There's only one Bill Archer

"your very own Falmer bound Brighton and Hove Albion..."

 

[crasher]

"And a special welcome to today's matchball sponsors - Lewes District Council."

 

[The Ringleader]

Oh the lads, you should've seen us coming
Pissing in your pond now that we're off and running
Killing all your ducks and bats
And getting off our faces
Charging down the Falmer Rooooaaad
To beat the Nimby's senseless

you sir are brilliant

 

[Spider]

Just think, we'd never have been watching Premiership football in this place if Micky Adams hadn't been given a third chance!

 

[Martinf]

"Hey! Isn't that Cllr Ann De Vecchi, three rows down, sporting the latest ladies pink Albion shirt?"

"yes it is, she's here with her boyfriend, Attila - I saw them before the match, in the pub with her journo mates from the Argus."

 

[happypig]

I didn't think calling it "New Selhurst Park" would work at first but it's got a nice ring to it.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Couple of pints of Harveys please........ one in a jug for the old man