Things you never hear said by anyone, ever

[JC Footy Genius]

'I want to move to Croydon'

 

[BadFish]

We're really starting to see the benefits of Brexit.

I read your post too quickly after Man of Sussex's "We are really starting to see the benefits of Bexhill"

 

[Easy 10]

"Actually charging fans an entrance fee to what is in effect a glorified youth club was an utterly bonkers idea. I honestly do not have the faintest idea what the hell I was thinking the day I came up with that one. Apologies to all, it'll be free again from now on".

 

[carlzeiss]

This obviously depends on who you talk to...

http://www.helprefugees.org.uk/news/calais-kitchens-food-donations/

https://www.supportrefugees.org.uk/volunteering/volunteer-in-calais/

http://care4calais.org/

http://www.calaid.co.uk/

Crikey , looks I've spent too much time on the Daily Mail and Daily Express web sites .

 

[pasty]

Isn't wonderful seeing Christmas adverts starting to appear on tv and shops getting Christmas tat on display before halloween

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Crikey , looks I've spent too much time on the Daily Mail and Daily Express web sites .

'Oh I would deefffinettly take in and house a refugee ... and I actually have!'

 

[Shirty]

The American people really are spoiled for choice this election with two candidates of such high calibre.

This non-alcoholic lager tastes better than the real thing.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

'Leeds manager starts his second season in charge'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Bloody queue for The Seven Stars!"

 

[pasty]

Crikey , looks I've spent too much time on the Daily Mail and Daily Express web sites .

Our WebMarshall software in the office has at least got something right. Sadly, it blocks NSC as well

 

[GT49er]

I made a massive error of judgement voting Brexit, I just didn't think it through properly, I'm not racist but I just wanted all the immigrants to leave.

I voted remain, but realise now that was a stupid idea. Even more stupid was running around calling leavers racist; I very much regret doing that, and wish to sincerely apologise for it. Now I'm going to stop moaning, or poking around trying to find ways to overturn the referendum by the back door.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I got this email from the Crown Prince of Nigeria who had sadly lost his father and needed some help moving some money out of the country. I sent him my bank account details and 2 days later he deposited £8million in my bank account. Happy days.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"One Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo,
There's only one Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo"

 

[pasty]

I do wish Sami Hyypia was back in charge at The Albion

 

[Curious Orange]

My penis is too large, I'm having surgery to have it reduced to a more discrete size.

 

[Sussexscots]

Please tourists, move slower, I can wait.

A Yorkshireman saying "I don't have an opinion on that.

Football supporters saying "Can't complain".

Me saying "it's a bit early for a drink".

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I do wish Sami Hyypia was back in charge at The Albion

My brother thought he was after the first half against Preston.

 

[willow147]

A scheduled train service appears to be in operation on match day.

 

[FamilyGuy]

"Rooney for England, Rooney for England, Rooney for England ...."

 

[The Rattler]

The Northern Line is running with no delays