Things you never hear said by anyone, ever

[Ron Manager]

Ooooh great, Phil Collins has come out of retirement and another album is on the way

 

[Norman Potting]

I can't really complain about the new houses they were building because my house was built on open countryside as well.

 

[Eeyore]

'Good to see (NSC user name) keeping an open mind on these matters'

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

That GT49er, what a guy, he's not a prat at all is he.

 

[StonehamPark]

Crystal Palace, what a classy and reputable club.

 

[studio150]

What a fantastic Liverpool - Man U game last night.

TB

It was, a tactical masterpiece, best Monday night game for years

 

[KingstonSeagull]

There is nowhere to sit on these virgin trains!

 

[Gwylan]

There is nowhere to sit on these virgin trains!

I've said that. I don't get Virgin trains often but twice I've had to stand for part of the way - and I'd reserved a seat on one of the journeys!
There was also a story a few weeks ago about a disable woman who had to stand on a Virgin train after reserving a seat. They do have a reputation for overcrowding

 

[studio150]

And for the second time England have won the World Cup

 

[Tooting Gull]

It was, a tactical masterpiece

I said that. Mourinho doesn't give a **** about everyone seeing Liverpool scoring for fun, he's managing Man Utd. Even Fellaini looked good in his role!

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

It's really thoughtful how call centres don't reply immediately, but treat you to some lovely music first

Football's really cheap these days, compared to most leisure activities

I love the way our fans are always so captivated by the football, they never even give their phones a glance during a game

 

[Feathers]

I like The X Factor

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I've said that. I don't get Virgin trains often but twice I've had to stand for part of the way - and I'd reserved a seat on one of the journeys!
There was also a story a few weeks ago about a disable woman who had to stand on a Virgin train after reserving a seat. They do have a reputation for overcrowding

Did you film yourself sitting on the floor look disheveled?

 

[Petee]

Paul Barber has been announced as the new CEO of Govia Thameslink Railway

 

[ManOfSussex]

Tigers Woods will win the Masters. Top bloke too, family man.

 

[Bozza]

Despite having a moderate cold, it's really good to see that the guard came into work today in order to ensure no trains had to be cancelled.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

You have to have sympathy with these ISIS chaps, they really do fight for a worthy cause.

 

[Gazwag]

99% of people will share this so you don't need to bother

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That nice Nigel Farage is to be next President of Amnesty International.

 

[ManOfSussex]

I love BT Sport, it's so good.