[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be

[pearl]

good behaviour ;-)

no chance

 

[The Oldman]

Putting your feet on the seats in buses and trains.

Doing your make up on public transport

Women running their hands through their hair sitting front of you in the cinema, theatre, or on buses.

Hen and Stag groups

 

[marlowe]

Making what is intended as an ironic comment and ending it with the emphasised word "NOT" (usually after a slight pause) in order to ensure your comment is understood to be ironic.

 

[Rogero]

Cyclists riding two abreast , chatting, in a narrow country lane,

 

[Megazone]

Putting your feet on the seats in buses and trains.

Doing your make up on public transport

Women running their hands through their hair sitting front of you in the cinema, theatre, or on buses.

Hen and Stag groups

but that could just be a sign she fancies you?

 

[The Oldman]

but that could just be a sign she fancies you?

Not at my age!

 

[Megazone]

Not at my age!

Keep that cowboy hat on and you'll be surprised.

 

[Titanic]

Moderators of football forums who use their powers to ruin and destroy the lives of so many innocent, normal, standard users.

Yeah... Nazi *******s... all those lives... ruined

 

[Bigtomfu]

Women running their hands through their hair sitting front of you in the cinema, theatre, or on buses.

AKA wafting.

My sister got a detention for excessive wafting when she was at Brighton and Hove High School for gaaaaaalllls.

The headmistress felt it unbecoming.

 

[marlowe]

Not washing your hands after going to the toilet.

Being in possession of skid marks whilst masquerading as someone who is clean and well groomed.
(This could come under the existing offence of deception)

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

People in cars who don't move over when you've caught them up and blasted them and still don't get off the road.

That could be me. i will move over to the left lane at the safest/soonest moment after overtaking but if i get flashed, or honked to move over i will invariably slow down and delay moving out of the way. I know how to drive thanks.

 

[Rogero]

People who put pencils behind the ear.
People who wear baseball caps back to front.
People who put shades on top of baseball caps back to front or not !

Yes, why do people wear baseball caps back to front?

 

[Megazone]

Yeah... Nazi *******s... all those lives... ruined

I wouldn't go that far.

But I would suggest for some of them to at least face community service.

 

[Megazone]

Yes, why do people wear baseball caps back to front?

Have you never heard of people having eyes at the back of their heads?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

People who put pencils behind the ear.
People who wear baseball caps back to front.
People who put shades on top of baseball caps back to front or not !

That's all trades then

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[porkdog]

Having a mobile phone conversation with headphones in

 

[Dave the OAP]

****wits who when getting a squirt of hand wash/alcohol pretend they are wiping it on their hands and then as they walk away wipe it down their trousers/dress....YES AMERICANS AND EUROPEANS ON CRUISE SHIPS, I am talking about you...you norovirus transmitting thunder*****.

...and then the *******s who go to teh buffet, pick something up, sniff it and then put it back down or back into the salad bowl...aaaaaaaagh!!!

 

[Insel affe]

People who ask what you do for a living whilst out at a gig or down the pub or anywhere for that matter, you clearly have nothing to say to me or I to you, so don't waste your time or energy and mine.

I am not in the slightest interested in other peoples job, they do theirs and I do mine that is it.

 

[tip top]

Whistling

 

[Stuart Munday]

Fishing on Internet forums.