[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be

[bluenitsuj]

Selfies
Idiots driving 10 yards to pick their fat kids up from school, blocking all the streets within a mile of the school - Walk you lazy *******s
Wearing caps back to front
Wearing white trainers with jeans
Crystal Palace
Anyone who puts all brexiteers under one group as idiots and racist just because you lost

 

[Napier]

Watching Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother, Love Island and various other transmissions of that ilk.

 

[Juan Albion]

People who witter on about whether to say "Can I get..." or "Can I have..." whilst ignoring the fact that using "Can..." instead of "May..." is the worst offence.

Phil Co!!ins.

Serving baked beans.

 

[DavidRyder]

Whistling

Sorry, this one already has punishment:

 

[biddles911]

Cyclists riding two abreast , chatting, in a narrow country lane,

Don't get me started on cyclists! But I will anyway....

Ignoring traffic lights, riding on the pavement, not having a light on at night so they're invisible...... #foamatthemouth!


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[DavidRyder]

Watching Big Brother, Celebrity Big Brother, Love Island and various other transmissions of that ilk.

Trash. Sub human trash.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I wouldn't go that far.

But I would suggest for some of them to at least face community service.

Seriously?

You don't think that moderating 24/7 what you bunch of freaks think fair game to post on the internet, COUNTS as a community service?

 

[Washie]

Saying "can I get" when ordering something in a deli / pub / whatever.

Anyone standing within the immediate vicinity of the offender should have the legal right to drag them from the premises by the hair, and beat them to death with their own shoes.

Did you not get that item from the person you are asking?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

People who witter on about whether to say "Can I get..." or "Can I have..." whilst ignoring the fact that using "Can..." instead of "May..." is the worst offence.

Ooh, a very good point. Well played.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Anyone who puts all brexiteers under one group as idiots and racist...

In my defence, I absolutely do not think that. 'Idiots OR racist' would be more my take.

...just because you lost

We ALL lost, I'm afraid.

 

[Megazone]

Seriously?

You don't think that moderating 24/7 what you bunch of freaks think fair game to post on the internet, COUNTS as a community service?

No. This is not community service.

Community service is when you clean bus stops and yet smile at the same time.

 

[pearl]

People who ask what you do for a living whilst out at a gig or down the pub or anywhere for that matter, you clearly have nothing to say to me or I to you, so don't waste your time or energy and mine.

I am not in the slightest interested in other peoples job, they do theirs and I do mine that is it.

Oh God yes, out of work my time's my own, don't want to even think about it, let along discuss it

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

Using "massive" for things that aren't of great mass. The moon is massive, new songs aren't

 

[bluenitsuj]

In my defence, I absolutely do not think that. 'Idiots OR racist' would be more my take.

Bloody loopholes

 

[Wozza]

Contributing to a thread without reading previous posts.

(Or has someone already suggested that?)

 

[pearl]

Yes, why do people wear baseball caps back to front?

keeps the sun off your neck

 

[royceyboy]

Driving in the middle lane on the motorway, even when there is space in the first lane.

No sentence given. Just tow the car away and drop it off Beachy head with driver in the car!.

 

[jasetheace]

'Baby/Little Princess/Small person/etc On Board' car stickers.

I you have one, you're a c***, or more to the point, a c*** who can't drive properly. There is a direct correlation between these stickers and being an absolute reet behind the wheel.

Agree re Car Stickers.

Except the one I saw recently that said "Caution, Blonde Thinking". Both humorous and informative.

 

[Napier]

Using "massive" for things that aren't of great mass. The moon is massive, new songs aren't

Awesome.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

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