[Albion] Things which are not currently criminal offences but which absolutely should be

[Cheeky Monkey]

School holidays. As much as we all love other people's kids, couldn't they just stay in school year-round where they could learn more stuff? The Americans have got it right, Summer starts and they drive their kids a couple of hundred miles away to a Summer camp in the middle of nowhere, drop them off and come back for them two months later. Result!

 

[pearl]

People that don't take their bloody backpack off on crowded trains or underground services. Your rucksack is NOT your fecking mystical amulet of personal space. Take it off and put it by your feet.

Folk -usually young guys - who walk around Tesco in flip flops and a beanie hat. It's either hot or it's cold. Make your mind up FFS.

Sometimes I forget I have a rucksack - sorry! And I like the flip flop beanie hat look

Scottish men that wear shorts all year round cos they think they're hard

 

[MrSnuggles]

Political correctness!! It gets on my tits!! Am I allowed to say that?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

-Grown adults who measure the time between now and a forthcoming life event in the number of "sleeps"

-The Daily Express.

-people who let their children (wearing their dirty, possibly dogshit/chewing gum/ mud stained shoes) stand in the main part of supermarket trolleys, the part where the rest of us place our food.

-famous people (Joe Root is a prime offender here) who use their Twitter account to post shameless tweets like "Just got an amazing night's sleep in my new DreamLand 4000 bed!" (yeah, of course you did, Joe) constantly.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Putting an 's' on the end of Tesco.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

The vile use of 'well' instead of the traditional 'very' or 'really'. That is well good!! WTF! Death penalty required.
Championing the use of the adverb.. going out of fashion it seems.. I cringe at a lot of tweets I read from our footballing friends.
Use of babe or hun to engage with us fems... grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Bry Nylon]

-Grown adults who measure the time between now and a forthcoming life event in the number of "sleeps"

-people who let their children (wearing their dirty, possibly dogshit/chewing gum/ mud stained shoes) stand in the main part of supermarket trolleys, the part where the rest of us place our food

Why these aren't on the Statute Book already is completely beyond me. I'm not convinced about the merits of re-introducing the Death Penalty, but if it were proposed as a punishment for people who let their kids stand in supermarket trolleys, I'd back it in an instant.

Scum

 

[Sussexscots]

Sometimes I forget I have a rucksack - sorry! And I like the flip flop beanie hat look

Scottish men that wear shorts all year round cos they think they're hard

If you can't remember whether or not you've got a rucksack, I'm not surprised you can't decide if it's hot or cold.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Purchasing more than three items from the shop at a petrol station.

 

[AmexRuislip]

1. People who drive in the rain with their sodding fog lights on.

2. People who just break suddenly, then decide to indicate.

3. People who talk to you, that sound like they are chewing water.

4. People who make phone calls via their Bluetooth in cars with the windows open, so everyone knows they're on the phone.

5. The volume of adverts on the tv, inbetween programmes, that you feel you're in a care home.

6. People who say, have a nice day when it's nearly the end of the day.



I could go on, but my fingers sore

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

-famous people (Joe Root is a prime offender here) who use their Twitter account to post shameless tweets like "Just got an amazing night's sleep in my new DreamLand 4000 bed!" (yeah, of course you did, Joe) constantly.

When people tell you something annoying that a sportsperson/famous individual does on their social media account which in turn tars your opinion of said sportsperson/famous individual because you normally ignore that kind of social media guff[emoji20]

 

[Insel affe]

Rich people who tell you to donate to charity or tell you who to vote for.

Feck off, life is hard enough I do not need condescending ********s telling me what to do with my money or that they no better than me....

No you do not, I would never dream of telling anyone who to vote for or how to spend their money, that is none of business so why is it theirs....

 

[Blue3]

Traverllers being allowed to just park up anywhere they think is fine needs a warning if not acted upon that day they are escorted back to Ireland

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Sweetie/popcorn/nacho munching, chitter chatter, giggling, and general fidgeting during the film at the cinema. I can't believe no-one will have said this already, but there is FAR to much grumbling and gettings off chests in this thread for me to check back through all 28 pages.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tabloid newspapers paying women for footballer kiss & tell stories.

Encourages the sort of grubby articles which inevitably start in a nightclub at 1am, continue with a shag thirty minutes later, and end with the wannabe WAG pulling the textbook Sad Face for the camera and expressing her "shock" and "devastation" that this two minute fumble in a nearby hotel room does not in fact mean he's fallen in love with her and is already thinking about the seating plan for the wedding.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Friends who come round for a specific TV event, such as a Dr Who finale, and proceed to talk all the way through it.

I'm not sure what is more disturbing; that you invite people round to your house specifically to watch Dr Who, or that they actually accept

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

No no no no no no no no no.

NO.

(I know I'd already mentioned it at the start, but just for illustration purposes in case anyone didn't know what I meant by the Snapchat filter thing)

 

[Govinda Tim]

Along with "could of".

 

[Me and my Monkey]

SSN droning on ad nauseam about fvcking Neymar's transfer to PSG as though NOTHING else in the world has happened. I'll now turn off my TV and go and find something more interesting to do.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Tabloid newspapers paying women for footballer kiss & tell stories.

Encourages the sort of grubby articles which inevitably start in a nightclub at 1am, continue with a shag thirty minutes later, and end with the wannabe WAG pulling the textbook Sad Face for the camera and expressing her "shock" and "devastation" that this two minute fumble in a nearby hotel room does not in fact mean he's fallen in love with her and is already thinking about the seating plan for the wedding.

Quite right Shane..oops I mean Edna