Things we have yet to witness at the Amex

[Oscar]

Stands FULL of fans at 90 minutes.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Stands FULL of fans at 90 minutes.

Google the video of Buckley's winner v Doncaster.

 

[BHA Swiifty]

An atmosphere in the ground 7 minutes before half time and 7 minutes after - I'm sure the players think they are back at Withdean when the ref starts the second half

i was to busy watching the new cinematics that were on when the 2nd half started on tuesday

 

[Hatman1234]

Frozen pitch - match called off
Water logged pitch - match called off
Crowd congestion - match delayed
Controversial goal given/not given - was it over the line?
Flood lights power cut
A team talk on the pitch
George Michael crashing his car into a Kodak shop
An olympic medalist paraded around the pitch
Ball exploding after two players kick it at the same time
A black player with no hair has a paint mark on his forehead

 

[simmo]

Frozen pitch - match called off
Water logged pitch - match called off
Crowd congestion - match delayed
Controversial goal given/not given - was it over the line?
Flood lights power cut
A team talk on the pitch
George Michael crashing his car into a Kodak shop
An olympic medalist paraded around the pitch
Ball exploding after two players kick it at the same time
A black player with no hair has a paint mark on his forehead

Controversial goal given/not given - was it over the line? - Southampton "goal" in the north goal in first half

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Frozen pitch - match called off

The undersoil heating should rule this out (if there is a weather realted postponement, it would be on the grounds of 'unsfe surrounding areas', I expect.

Controversial goal given/not given - was it over the line?

Saints at home. We won 3-0, but at nil-nil Adam Lallana felt he was a LITTLE bit hard done by when his shot was blocked *cough* on the line.

A team talk on the pitch

Surely before extra-time in the Sunderland game?

 

[Norman Potting]

A vengeful selection of zombie baboons driving dwarf-sized tanks into the centre circle before firing speed-of-sound arrows with chattering teeth on the front, attached to 100m hoovering tubes, into the crowd. The nibbled flesh and blood is sucked back to the mouth of the driver, his radar chief, engineer and Russell Grant. The little tanks have burrowing devices and into the ground they go to the centre of the earth. One is skewered fortunately by our dramatic pitch-watering devices. One of the deceased-but-living baboons is detoothed and kept as a pet Charlie Oatway, who feeds it mashed otter tails. The bitten members of the crowd become squawking maniacs and sit on car-roofs until shot into their newly-formed trouser-tearing blue arses, the weakspot for any baboon.

MB Gold, what do they put in your morning coffee MB?

 

[Norman Potting]

Songs of Praise.

Late turn or day off Edna? Have you beendrinking the same type of morning coffee as Meade's Ball!

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

A penalty at the South Stand end ?

Correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Everest]

Gully really laying into Richard Reynolds whilst he does his bit to the camera.

Hopefully this will be rectified very soon.

 

[SeagullSongs]

A penalty at the South Stand end ?

Correct me if I'm wrong.

There was one at FDM Testimonial

 

[element]

Somebody putting down QUIZ-ES (the blank standing for another Z), in a two handed game of Scrabble in the centre circle, accruing 77 points...

 

[Storer 68]

An edition of Antiques Roadshow with Fiona Bruce wearig the stripes!

 

[Braders]

Coventry for the first one , Spurs game for the second , can't remember third and fourth but has happened and midway through last season the right hand side at the bottom of the north stand screen went dodgy

Other then that a fantastic list.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The inadvertent showing of a porn video on the giant screens

 

[pornomagboy]

A female streaker is what I am wanting

 

[banjo]

Gully's girls doing handstands knickerless.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You took a half-time penalty and scored? I have no recollection of this! Who was the keeper? Why were you taking a penalty? That's COOOOOOOOOOL.
Pretty sure you're not a kid, so I'm claiming that my statement is still true.

For Sky Sports 'take it like a fan'. The keeper was Daniel East from the development squad. £500. Ker-ching!

 

[TSB]

Coventry for the first one , Spurs game for the second , can't remember third and fourth but has happened and midway through last season the right hand side at the bottom of the north stand screen went dodgy

Other then that a fantastic list.

You are correct on the first-my mistake.
Don't remember it being sung at the right speed, but fair play if true.
Pretty sure no-one has thrown food on the pitch. Don't think anyone's been hit by a 'missile' either, but likely it would have been against Milwall if so.
Not counting the last-wasn't a pixel issue.

Bugger.

 

[Binney on acid]

Entertainment.