Things we have yet to witness at the Amex

[Del Fenner]

A match on Boxing Day.

 

[cloud]

Flat caps
Chip butties

 

[Rich Suvner]

Winning a game from 2 behind.

 

[Hastings woody]

A bird shown on the big screen getting her tits out.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

A female streaker with enormous gazongas !!!

 

[Giraffe]

One of the players losing their false leg into the crowd after an air kick.

 

[TheMajor]

A match on Boxing Day.

A league crowd below 18k.

 

[Gullys Cats]

A helicopter landing on the pitch.

 

[terryberry1]

Big Hilda frisk me

 

[The screamer]

I've yet to have a poo at the Amex...