Things we have yet to witness at the Amex

[Everest]

The Champions League winners not losing

 

[Dougie]

A handsome win against Palace.

Or any win for that matter .

 

[John Bumlick]

me

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The Complete badger being interviewed on the pitch at half time reminiscing about the last few years contests on NSC.

Adjusted on NSCs behalf

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

I was... Did someone eat their own head!!!? I definitely missed that! Who was it? And did they actually finish it? I can't work out how they would eat their mouth

Horace

Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared, "If that lad's ate, he should
be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs, his arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried, "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone, and he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns "You could have deep-fried that
with prawns,
Some parsley and and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course: his liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue; "To think I raised him from the cot,
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do? What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen, to eat his head, his heart his spleen.
and there he lay: a boy no more, just a stomach on the floor...
None the less, since it *was* his, they ate it -- that's what haggis is.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A bouncy castle.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Personally, I have only been to the Amex 4 times (including England game) and haven't seen us lose

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Horace

Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared, "If that lad's ate, he should
be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs, his arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried, "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late, for they were gone, and he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns "You could have deep-fried that
with prawns,
Some parsley and and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second course: his liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue; "To think I raised him from the cot,
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do? What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen, to eat his head, his heart his spleen.
and there he lay: a boy no more, just a stomach on the floor...
None the less, since it *was* his, they ate it -- that's what haggis is.

Knew the Scots had a problem.....

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Well after a quick revue of our extensive list I think we can now tick off the following after the Barnsley match -

A convincing 90 minute display by the boys in blue stripes.

BHAFC scoring more than 3 goals in a game.

A decent referee.

Ashley Barnes hitting a cows arse with a banjo.

Food on the pitch (I'm sure I saw some crisp packets blowing around - does this count?)

However, I am surprised that no-one said a Wayne Bridge league goal as this has apparently been 7 years in the waiting.

and no his strike does not count as a goal scored from the halfway line!

 

[Worthingite]

Well after a quick revue of our extensive list I think we can now tick off the following after the Barnsley match -

A convincing 90 minute display by the boys in blue stripes.

BHAFC scoring more than 3 goals in a game.

A decent referee.

Ashley Barnes hitting a cows arse with a banjo.

Food on the pitch (I'm sure I saw some crisp packets blowing around - does this count?)

However, I am surprised that no-one said a Wayne Bridge league goal as this has apparently been 7 years in the waiting.

and no his strike does not count as a goal scored from the halfway line!

I noticed that, more than usual. Especially that hot dog box just on the edge of the 16 yard box at the North Stand end

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A game stopped due to balloons on the pitch.







Oh.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

A game stopped due to balloons on the pitch.







Oh.

Entertaining stuff watching those there mischievous balloons evading Kooooshack and Bruno!

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Worth a

as we had our first floodlight failure vs Birmingham

&

no attendance announcement vs Ipswich (unless I was asleep when it came up on the boards) plus does anyone know how many Ipswich had in away end as Argus is missing this?

 

[Acker79]

no attendance announcement vs Ipswich (unless I was asleep when it came up on the boards) plus does anyone know how many Ipswich had in away end as Argus is missing this?

Brighton and Hove Albion | Match | Report | 02 October 2012, Brighton 1 - 1 Ipswich

Attendance: 24,736 (753 Ipswich Town)

 

[See-Goals]

We can cross off fat bloke gets his belly out on the big screen.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Brighton and Hove Albion | Match | Report | 02 October 2012, Brighton 1 - 1 Ipswich

Attendance: 24,736 (753 Ipswich Town)

Cheers

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

We can cross off fat bloke gets his belly out on the big screen.

YEP - he did look pleased with himself.

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Resurrected the thread just to see if anyone predicted an opposing player giving the entire West Stand the wanker sign behind his back.

We can cross that one off.

 

[poidy]

You can add an opposing player imitating sticking a dildo up his arse to that as well

 

[Weststander]

CMS calmly slots another half chance in, reaching 20 league goals for the season.