There's a flock of sheep in my front garden

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dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
It'll be that bloody Bo-Peep again.
 










Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick






Mr deez

Masterchef
Jan 13, 2005
3,543
He's probably feeling a bit sheepish at causing you all this trouble - but let him pull the wool over your eyes, his farmering skills show nothing but shear incompetence.
 








Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,366
Having perused the Aberdeenshire Angus & Journal on several occasions m'lud, I can confirm that 'I was taking a leak and the sheep reversed into me' is no defence. It'll never stand up in court. As it were.
 


Starry

Captain Of The Crew
Oct 10, 2004
6,733
Aww. Send them over my way if Mr Barr doesn't claim them. We have about sixteen sheep right now, more to come after summer. Our lambs have unfortunately met their makers but we have a fantastic ram called Oliver who comes into the kitchen and helps himself given half the chance.
 








Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
You should steal a few LB and keep them as pets, and just think no more mowing the lawn! :thumbsup:
 








Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Race, have you got room in the freezer in case Tank fancies some?
 


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