My children think they were born in barns and cannot close doors behind them. Oliver sees an open door and assumes he may venture in. My husband throws food out the kitchen window for them and Oliver thinks this is a 24 hour, eat as much as you like buffet.
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There's a flock of sheep in my front garden
- Thread starter Lord Bracknell
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My children think they were born in barns and cannot close doors behind them. Oliver sees an open door and assumes he may venture in. My husband throws food out the kitchen window for them and Oliver thinks this is a 24 hour, eat as much as you like buffet.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
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You should steal a few LB and keep them as pets, and just think no more mowing the lawn!
When Roz eventually posts a pic, you'll undertand that I have already solved the problem of the lawn.
Mowing? No thank you.
Plenty! But given the choice I reckon he'd rather use them as lawn mowers!
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
I wouldn't say that the lawn mowing problem has been ENTIRELY solved but here's a taste of tonight's action. Minus mint sauce...
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
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Lord Bracknell
On fire
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Note to the curious ...
The shit brick house you see is, in FACT, a brick shithouse.
The shit brick house you see is, in FACT, a brick shithouse.
I imagined LB's house to be somewhat bigger than that picture seems to suggest.
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
That's just his GROTTO, Frutos.
Cool! A shepherd in a RENAULT TRAFIC van!
How things have changed since my times on the South Downs...
How things have changed since my times on the South Downs...
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Have they got a council meeting in your back yard Ed
Lord Bracknell
On fire
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Update ...
Shortly after the Renault Trafic turned up (not driven by a shepherd, but simply a passing vehicle), the sheep decided that there must be somewhere better to spend the evening.
They wandered up the road and disappeared out of sight.
No sign of Farmer Barr, though.
Shortly after the Renault Trafic turned up (not driven by a shepherd, but simply a passing vehicle), the sheep decided that there must be somewhere better to spend the evening.
They wandered up the road and disappeared out of sight.
No sign of Farmer Barr, though.
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1066gull
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I've been working with sheep all day. Funny that.
Luckily they didn't escape in to someone's backyard.
Luckily they didn't escape in to someone's backyard.
Horsham Gull
H Block Offender
are you all turning welsh on me? next yourll be telling me you support some team like Swansea or Cardiff 
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Sheep were far better behaved when Tony Blair was in power.
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
Did you have anything to do with the slogan on the shit brickhouse?
I'm not entirely sure that a flock of sheep gathering under a "Falmer is Right" slogan is the publicity the cause requires....
Lord Bracknell
On fire
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The slogan is now looking very faded. It's been there for YEARS. I hope to remove it soon.
I'm sure it got me some votes at the LDC election. I know that Farmer Barr voted for the Seagulls Party - even though he used to farm at Falmer.