There's a flock of sheep in my front garden

[Gully]

Good on him, perhaps he could get the franchise for the kebab stand at Falmer, at least we know the meat will be both fresh and local.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Did you have anything to do with the slogan on the shit brickhouse?

Guilty. As usual.

 

[The Large One]

The slogan is now looking very faded. It's been there for YEARS. I hope to remove it soon.

I'm sure it got me some votes at the LDC election. I know that Farmer Barr voted for the Seagulls Party - even though he used to farm at Falmer.

Wasn't he succeeded by Farmer Carr? And seeing as he is no more, is the present incumbent Farmer Darr?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Wasn't he succeeded by Farmer Carr? And seeing as he is no more, is the present incumbent Farmer Darr?

Errr?

 

[tedebear]

Errr?

No - you were supposed to go Farmer Earr - I think it was getting a little late in the evening for you to think laterally

 

[bardo]

Didn't they used to keep sheep on the Goldstone pitch in the earlier years of last century? Trying to remember whether I've seen a photo of it or whether it's something I dreamt trying to get to sleep one night!

 

[sully]

I'm amazed nobody else has asked why there is a tarmac road through the Bracknell's front garden.

I demand to know!