The unwanted breakfast

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Well, ever since my military boarding school days I'm not a big talker at breakfast. In fact talking at breakfast was actively frowned upon as it still is at a Navy breakfast. I will happily exchange pleasantries but I like to be left to read my paper and eat my scran in peace at 8am. The only other breakfast option near mine is Subway so it's this café or nowt. I manage to get on everywhere else except this place. Nice bubble normally though.

How is 8am especially early?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Haha! YES!!

Im all about a bacon sandwich with a cuppa! You can forget the sun or daily mail too! Slap on a bit of morning porn! Lovely.

Is this what you call a happy starter? Sure I heard about that

 

[W.C.]

Woooshhhh !

ah yes, cos Bushy is so well known for his ironic take on the world.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I'm so, so hungry.

 

[Rugrat]

Well, ever since my military boarding school days.

Did you go to RHS?

 

[smeariestbat]

what the hell are those three green things just under the top slice?

Guacamole

 

[Buzzer]

Ditch The Guardian Nibble.Reading that newspaper has been known to do funny things to the logical thought processes.

Quite right. It brings them sharply in focus with crystal clarity.

This would be the Guardian newspaper whose editorial this week praised a Selfridges employee for refusing to serve EDL leader Tommy Robinson as a matter of conscience having previously got on their high horse about Christian B&B owners who banned homosexuals also as a matter of conscience.

You know, the one with all those public school & Oxbridge educated columnists and editors who write so often about the Bullingdon Club and elitism in Government.

Crystal clarity, my arse.

 

[daveinprague]

Witnesses in Selfridges, had a completely different take on the Tommy Tango story......which is why the employee has been re-instated. It wasnt a matter of 'conscience', it was a matter of being abused by the feckwits 'friend', possibly due to him having a name badge with 'Mo' on it.

 

[Buzzer]

Witnesses in Selfridges, had a completely different take on the Tommy Tango's story......which is why the employee has been re-instated. It wasnt a matter of 'concscience', it was a matter of being abused by the feckwits 'friend', possibly due to him having a name badge with 'Mo' on it.

Aha! Your EDL alert is working well I see. Just like Perfect Pizza, you promise to get your response to an EDL comment on here within 30 minutes or your money back.

From what I've read, you could well be right Dave but this information wasn't know to the Guardian when they made their editorial. The facts as they understood them were that the employee refused Tommy and the editor built his/her editorial around that. I did see a subsequent article in the Guardian by a black part time poet/part time shop assistant pull the Guardian apart for their hypocrisy to be fair but my point still stands.

 

[daveinprague]

Reason I was following thread was to see if bushy would lose it again haha...I see what youre saying though ;-D
He was also thrown out of a Casino in MK on the same day, and promised another 'video', but that seems to have been dropped now, as it turns out, he's banned from every casino in the UK.

 

[BLOCK F]

This would be the Guardian newspaper whose editorial this week praised a Selfridges employee for refusing to serve EDL leader Tommy Robinson as a matter of conscience having previously got on their high horse about Christian B&B owners who banned homosexuals also as a matter of conscience.

You know, the one with all those public school & Oxbridge educated columnists and editors who write so often about the Bullingdon Club and elitism in Government.

Crystal clarity, my arse.

Ha.I like it!

 

[BLOCK F]

Quite right. It brings them sharply in focus with crystal clarity.

Not quite what I had in mind TLO,but then again,you appear to be a fan of the Greens so we are bound to disagree.

 

[Nibble]

Really?

I don't know actually. Certainly when my Dad was in the Navy talking at breakfast was not really done.

 

[daveinprague]

Back on course....having my once a month Full English tomorrow...quietly excited.

 

[Nibble]

When I was 18/19 and a trainee accountant I remember being quite patronising to the tradesmen types who frequent the greasy spoons despite coming from pretty much the same background as them. Until one day in a pub one such oik challenged me to some mathematical dueling and pretty much whooped my arse. I have never made the same mistake since.

Were you wearing a cravat?

I'm calling bullshit on this. Bullshit.

 

[Nibble]

The Cafe owners clearly read NSC and have Sussed that you are an asshole.

An asshole? You're using the phrase "asshole" on an English football forum and I'm the "asshole"?. Okay.

 

[Nibble]

How is 8am especially early?

I normally get up at about 5. I had my first day off in 27 days and eschewed my lie in. Sorry Grandad. Anyway, back on set today and enjoyed eggs benedict in near silence and was nowhere near the general public. Bliss.

 

[Nibble]

Back on course....having my once a month Full English tomorrow...quietly excited.

Is that actually it? Bacon undercooked, toast under toasted, Egg just plopped on plate and all mangled, not enough mushrooms, where's the black pudding? Only one sausage and the bacon, despite being limp and undercooked is burned. Terrible effort. Right, get a pen and paper, pull up a chair, I'll put the kettle on. Call work, this may take a while, we're going back to breakfast school. Breakfast: Entry level 1: Get the brown sauce out of the bean juice.

 

[W.C.]

Is that actually it? Bacon undercooked, toast under toasted, Egg just plopped on plate and all mangled, not enough mushrooms, only one sausage and the bacon, despite being limp and undercooked is burned. Terrible effort.

they have used the sausage as a breakwater though

 

[Nibble]

they have used the sausage as a breakwater though

Haha! One of my all time AP fvorites.