The unwanted breakfast

[Nibble]

thats also the single, you can get a double or even a triple!!!

How far did you get through it?

 

[BLOCK F]

Ditch The Guardian Nibble.Reading that newspaper has been known to do funny things to the logical thought processes.

 

[smeariestbat]

How far did you get through it?

i finished it, obviously. It was just when it was brought to me i no longer wanted it lol

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Well, ever since my military boarding school days I'm not a big talker at breakfast. In fact talking at breakfast was actively frowned upon as it still is at a Navy breakfast.

Really?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Does this happen to anyone else? Does anyone give a toss?

I expect the bloke cooking your brekkie did, and you just thought it was a runny yolk.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Daily Mail reader then?

lordy, please please tell me you're joking??

Even with your 'AN NSC POST MAY HAVE MALIGNED THE ENGLISH' siren perched atop your computer it surely didn't light up for this 'comic' thread?

Woooshhhh !

 

[The Large One]

Ditch The Guardian Nibble.Reading that newspaper has been known to do funny things to the logical thought processes.

Quite right. It brings them sharply in focus with crystal clarity.

 

[Norman Potting]

All 3 parties with 216 seats each, leaving the two members of the "Bring a bottle" party or similar holding the balance of power, possibly.

 

[Eggmundo]

Make your own you lazy git.

 

[Leighgull]

The Cafe owners clearly read NSC and have Sussed that you are an asshole.

 

[pastafarian]

They hate me making up my own breakfast, they have a certain greasy spoon etiquette I enjoy ignoring, yet they grudgingly serve me. I think it's because I only go in once a month I'm not a regular and i'm quite unlikeable.

Considering you are a Guardian reader it goes without saying you are fully loaded with beaucoup chips on your shoulder.

Dont read too much into the fact they give you the silent treatment.

Most eateries frown on members of the public bringing in their own food.

 

[Bakero]

All 3 parties with 216 seats each, leaving the two members of the "Bring a bottle" party or similar holding the balance of power, possibly.

This.

 

[Bakero]

Woooshhhh !

Are you outing Bushy as a parodist? I'm fairly sure he wasn't joking.

 

[brakespear]

When I was 18/19 and a trainee accountant I remember being quite patronising to the tradesmen types who frequent the greasy spoons despite coming from pretty much the same background as them. Until one day in a pub one such oik challenged me to some mathematical dueling and pretty much whooped my arse. I have never made the same mistake since.

Were you wearing a cravat?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

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what the hell are those three green things just under the top slice?

 

[portlock seagull]

The kite mark for a greasy spoon is whether they do Daddies or HP?

Leave if not HP, throw coins at them Mullery style "that's all your worth!" etc as you leave, disgusted.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Got up especially early today to head down to my local café where no-one speaks to me because I read the Guardian and none of them can read. I was so looking forward to my personal favourite breakfast made up of individual items, Bubble and Squeak, Sausage, poached egg and beans with a mug of tea and a strawberry milkshake. I'm healthy ****er so this is my once a month treat. They hate me making up my own breakfast, they have a certain greasy spoon etiquette I enjoy ignoring, yet they grudgingly serve me. I think it's because I only go in once a month I'm not a regular and i'm quite unlikeable.

Anyway, my difficult breakfast order was slapped down in front of me. Despite eating it once a month for a few months now, and always looking forward to it, the minute it was in front of me I lost all my appetite. Couldn't touch it. Why? Have I turned?

Does this happen to anyone else? Does anyone give a toss? Will I get a "Cool Story Bro" pic posted.

Strange though ain't it.

Simples rule of thumb is order your breakfast like you'd order your haircut - with a number between 1 and 3. Obviously.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

As a guardian reader you should be eating croissant and drinking an expensive coffee... followed by a fresh fruit salad and freshly squeezed orange juice.

Serves you right. Know your class!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As a guardian reader you should be eating croissant and drinking an expensive coffee... followed by a fresh fruit salad and freshly squeezed orange juice.

Anyone else * feel totally CHEATED if offered above-mentioned wholesome fare as a breakfast option?

* 1901 members need not comment - they feel PERMANENTLY cheated

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Anyone else feel totally CHEATED if offered above-mentioned wholesome fare as a breakfast option?

Haha! YES!!

Im all about a bacon sandwich with a cuppa! You can forget the sun or daily mail too! Slap on a bit of morning porn! Lovely.