The unwanted breakfast

[Nibble]

Is that it? I've asked specifically for a clarification and all I've got is a sneery "come back when you're self-aware". Do you honestly think this is the way that grown-ups debate things? From where I'm sitting that just looks like obfuscation.

Calm yourself Hyacinth. It is clear by your sweeping generalisation and lack of any level of self awareness about that sweeping statement that we have very little to say to each other. Plus I think you are a bit thick :-0

 

[Buzzer]

I don't give a toss about the Guardian or its readers or how clever they think they are or how clever someone else thinks they are or its running or its hypocrisy. Why should I? .

Then why feel the need to come back a comment at all, let alone a 'throwaway' remark designed to endorse your credentials as a free thinker?

 

[Paris]

From fried bread to obfuscation.

Gotta love NSC

 

[daveinprague]

I even threw in a 'lesbian show' !!!

 

[Buzzer]

Calm yourself Hyacinth. It is clear by your sweeping generalisation and lack of any level of self awareness about that sweeping statement that we have very little to say to each other. Plus I think you are a bit thick :-0

And now we're at the stage where you refer to other posters with girls' names. It's usually Dorothy. I suppose I should be honoured with this new moniker.

 

[maltaseagull]

Got up especially early today to head down to my local café where no-one speaks to me because I read the Guardian and none of them can read. I was so looking forward to my personal favourite breakfast made up of individual items, Bubble and Squeak, Sausage, poached egg and beans with a mug of tea and a strawberry milkshake. I'm healthy ****er so this is my once a month treat. They hate me making up my own breakfast, they have a certain greasy spoon etiquette I enjoy ignoring, yet they grudgingly serve me. I think it's because I only go in once a month I'm not a regular and i'm quite unlikeable.

Anyway, my difficult breakfast order was slapped down in front of me. Despite eating it once a month for a few months now, and always looking forward to it, the minute it was in front of me I lost all my appetite. Couldn't touch it. Why? Have I turned?

Does this happen to anyone else? Does anyone give a toss? Will I get a "Cool Story Bro" pic posted.

Strange though ain't it.

Best I can do!

Cool Story Bro"

 

[Nibble]

From fried bread to obfuscation.

Gotta love NSC

No fried bread for me thanks. No bread at all in fact, unless it's a tiger loaf with brie and pate. Ah, now that's a treat. Sitting down with the Saturday Guardian, a bowl of Broccoli and stilton soup, fresh tiger loaf, pate and a selection of cheeses to read which colour rug will go with my hand woven Matratesse bookshelves this season and see what AA Gill has to say about F in St John's Square.

 

[Nibble]

And now we're at the stage where you refer to other posters with girls' names. It's usually Dorothy. I suppose I should be honoured with this new moniker.

Dorothy is reserved for when someone is acting like a queen, Hyacinth is for when they have ideas above their station but lack the class or style to express themselves coherently. Such as yourself.

 

[Simster]

I reckon Buzzer is the best debater on the board.

 

[daveinprague]

Its always good to see fellow Albion fans bonding ;-D

 

[Buzzer]

Dorothy is reserved for when someone is acting like a queen, Hyacinth is for when they have ideas above their station but lack the class or style to express themselves coherently. Such as yourself.

Not enough calling people girls' names. I make that mistake every time.

 

[Nibble]

Not enough calling people girls' names. I make that mistake every time.

I wouldn't get too upset dear. I have the benefit of a classical education and read the Guardian.

 

[Buzzer]

I wouldn't get too upset dear. I have the benefit of a classical education and read the Guardian.

Oh damn. You've killed this argument now. It's just going to be one long thread of sarcastic put-downs and girls' names. No offence but we've been down this road before and I don't have the enthusiasm for endless Bart Simpson-esque "I know what you are but what am I?" banter.

 

[Nibble]

Oh damn. You've killed this argument now. It's just going to be one long thread of sarcastic put-downs and girls' names. No offence but we've been down this road before and I don't have the enthusiasm for endless Bart Simpson-esque "I know what you are but what am I?" banter.

I think you have made your rather dull point old bean.

 

[sydney]

ukranians cooking bubble and squeak.....****s....that is a ****ing liberty.

 

[sydney]

you're not on the rags are ya nibble...this could explain your loss of appetite and also your snipey attitude......

 

[Nibble]

Yes

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

What an odd thread.

Yes, but it's fun, isn't it. As a Guardian reader myself, I am just trying to work out whether I am allowed to disagree with things I read in there, which I do, on occasion.

I also subscribe to and thoroughly enjoy Private Eye! Does this sit comfortably with being a Guardian reader?

The one thing I do know is that the Telegraph Crossword is far, far too easy..

 

[Nibble]

No, if you read the Guardian you must adhere to every stereotype. I am going to take a different paper in there each month to see what I have to do to be noticed by the Ukes. Love me or hate me but pleased don't ignore me.

 

[Questions]

Gentlemen, gentlemen....... Can we get back to Dave's lesbian show......

Sorry Dave..carry on.