[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous

[N17]

Is he? Isn't that by Squeeze?

If it isn't it should be!

 

[Gazwag]

Is he? Isn't that by Squeeze?

Nah Squeeze is more....

The Palace took position right outside the pub
The Spurs looked up and saw um, looking slight rough
They fancied this they fancied that they had a little fight
Then the Spurs ran Palace all through the night

 

[Wardy's twin]

Idiots. All over social media on very good quality video. Is it really worth a 3 year or even life time ban for 5-10 seconds of windmilling?

As you rightly say, what is the point.

The way Palace are playing they probably hope it will be a life time ban...

 

[Buzzer]

The Pulp version:

They came from Norwood,
they had a thirst for tear-ups
They headed to Wembley
for the Tottenham Hotspur pubs
Usual story where Palace got lairy,
caught a few Spurs unawares.
That's where they...luzzed some chairs
Spurs said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time
...Palace ran

 

[Blue3]

I'm surprised there are any Police left! Recently there have been a spate of thefts from vans overnight on and around Worthing.
The Police don't have any answers to track the culprits but there is a lot of activity on the local Facebook page exchanging info on suspicious looking vehicles crawling the streets. Could be a lynching if these people get caught by the locals.

I have seen this curtain twitching the local NHW are we n hi guys alert

 

[Dave the OAP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6knKvh2-n-8

you can see the kid with the shocking hair and dress sense begging his mate to 'let's go' in this one while nobody does a lot and then they end up running in the other video - what was the point?!

that kid has a poppy on!!!!...and very white trainers...sports direct must be having a sale

 

[m20gull]

I'm surprised there are any Police left! Recently there have been a spate of thefts from vans overnight on and around Worthing.
The Police don't have any answers to track the culprits but there is a lot of activity on the local Facebook page exchanging info on suspicious looking vehicles crawling the streets. Could be a lynching if these people get caught by the locals.

Like this?http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/jordan-higham-murder-investigation-facebook-13872959

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Idiots. All over social media on very good quality video. Is it really worth a 3 year or even life time ban for 5-10 seconds of windmilling?

As you rightly say, what is the point.

https://youtu.be/skUgegwkX9I

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[studio150]

You have all read the video incorrectly, its just Croydon's finest in training for Black Friday. They need to ensure that they are able to fight their way to the front of the queues to get the best bargain going.

 

[Geestar]

All looks a little soft to be honest...

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[Dave the OAP]

https://youtu.be/skUgegwkX9I

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beat me to it....brilliant video.......none of that jackie Chan Bollox

 

[Gazwag]

The Pulp version:

They came from Norwood,
they had a thirst for tear-ups
They headed to Wembley
for the Tottenham Hotspur pubs
Usual story where Palace got lairy,
caught a few Spurs unawares.
That's where they...luzzed some chairs
Spurs said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time
...Palace ran

Michael Jackson

It's close to Wembley
There's some ultras lurking from the park
Under the streetlight
You see a sight that almost makes you laugh
You try to scream
But the Palace runs to the ground before you make it
You start to tease
But someone screams for a policeman before you run
You're out of fun

 

[McTavish]

That sounds like the lyrics to a killers song

With a small re-arrangement, the first bit is a Haiku:

Usual story.
Caught a few Spurs unawares,
Palace got lairy.

 

[Buzzer]

Ray Parker Jr

If there's something strange coming from Norwood
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras

I ain't afraid of no drum
I ain't afraid of no drum

 

[Dave the OAP]

Michael Jackson

It's close to Wembley
There's some ultras lurking from the park
Under the streetlight
You see a sight that almost makes you laugh
You try to scream
But the Palace runs to the ground before you make it
You start to tease
But someone screams for a policeman before you run
You're paralyzed

you Sir are a genius!

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

yes sorry meant kaiser chiefs! Brilliant gazwag and Mckenzie BTW

No, I was singing it along to Mr Brightside, I think you were right first time with the Killers

 

[N17]

 

[Buzzer]

Don Maclean:

Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan

No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.

 

[N17]

They were ultras from East Croydon
They just had an abortion
They had a moment of insanity
The Nigels got run out of Wem-ber-ley

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I struggle to take anyone seriously who signs off a post like that. I'm laughing, but not with you. Sorry.

Avoir une fecking emprise!