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[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous



Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,197
Faversham
Don Maclean:

Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan

No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.

Song of the year. The third line had me laugh so hard I blew my remaining testicle out my backside.
 




Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,744
Bexhill-on-Sea
Lets go way back to the 70's now pop pickers with some ABBA

My, my, at Wembley the Ultras did surrender
Oh yeah, they tried to take a pub away from spurs
The palace took on the spurs
With drums and black hoddie shirts

Wembley - Palace were defeated once more
Wembley - Even with Zaha they couldn't score
Wembley - Couldn't sing songs that made some sense
Wembley - Always Ultras losing at Wembley
Wem wem wem wem Wembley - Never gonna win at Wembley
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,744
Bexhill-on-Sea
Don Maclean:

Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan

No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.

:clap2: :clap2:
 




Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,833
Uffern
Don Maclean:

Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan

No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.

:lolol::lolol::bowdown:
 






Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,907
Never understood football violence. It's just a bunch of Neanderthals who never grew up, thinking that getting in a fight somehow proves they're a man. It's pathetic.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,197
Faversham
Largely for the benefit of [MENTION=13715]jimhigham[/MENTION], here is the VNV Nation version of 'an ode to Crystal Palace'. I will post the tune later....

At the end of days at the end of time,
will the palace fans emerge out of the slime
that is the Sellhurst, the park built on a grave
of sorry halfdreams, wormy corpses sadly wave.
And if I should go and walk their rancid streets
what will befall me? Back home I’d shit the sheets
at the merest though of horrors Croydon way.
And they still think that its funny to be gay?
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,197
Faversham
Largely for the benefit of [MENTION=13715]jimhigham[/MENTION], here is the VNV Nation version of 'an ode to Crystal Palace'. I will post the tune later....

At the end of days at the end of time,
will the palace fans emerge out of the slime
that is the Sellhurst, the park built on a grave
of sorry halfdreams, wormy corpses sadly wave.
And if I should go and walk their rancid streets
what will befall me? Back home I’d shit the sheets
at the merest though of horrors Croydon way.
And they still think that its funny to be gay?

Here is the tune. A classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM74lklmv2o
 


Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,309
Ardingly
Never understood football violence. It's just a bunch of Neanderthals who never grew up, thinking that getting in a fight somehow proves they're a man. It's pathetic.

That flows beautifully into Starry, Starry, Night.

Silly,silly sods..
Never understood football violence
It's just a bunch of Neanderthals
who never grew up, thinking that getting in a fight somehow proves they're a man.
It's path-e-e-tic...
 








Captain Sensible

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
6,437
Not the real one
Nah Squeeze is more....

The Palace took position right outside the pub
The Spurs looked up and saw um, looking slight rough
They fancied this they fancied that they had a little fight
Then the Spurs ran Palace all through the night

And All they got were rashes and a nasty big black eye.
When Tottenham run at Palace, they always make ‘em cry

And all the Nigel’s love it coz it’s very Cool for Croy, it’s Cool for Croyyyiidon.
 
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Garry Nelson's teacher

Well-known member
May 11, 2015
5,257
Bloody Worthing!
I never thought that it could happen
From a place near Clapham
Out came the Palace army
Their hair was kind of smarmy
And when they started drinking
With brains so quickly shrinking
And barely could they function
So truly up the junction..........
 




Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
22,115
Cowfold
I'm surprised there are any Police left! Recently there have been a spate of thefts from vans overnight on and around Worthing.
The Police don't have any answers to track the culprits but there is a lot of activity on the local Facebook page exchanging info on suspicious looking vehicles crawling the streets. Could be a lynching if these people get caught by the locals.

Aren't a sizeable percentage of the population of Worthing a tad old to commit a lynching? I thought Worthing was only one small step down from Eastbourne in the age stakes?

Could attack them with their zimmer frames and walking sticks though l suppose.
 










knocky1

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2010
13,110
This Be The Verse that Philip Larkin wrote after a boozy day at Selhurst.

They f*** you, your mum and dad.
They may not meant to, but they do.
They fill you with your Palace faults
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were f***ed up in their turn
By Ultras in black-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Palace fan hands on misery to fan.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out the Premier League as early as you can,
And don’t have the obligatory 10 kids yourself.
 




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