[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous

[Sussex Nomad]

I never thought it would happen
With us and the kids from Croydon
Outside a pub in Wembley
They looked unwashed and smelly
They even tried to fight us
They ran away quite frightened
And so it's my assumption
They're back at Norwood Junction

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I never thought that it could happen
From a place near Clapham
Out came the Palace army
Their hair was kind of smarmy
And when they started drinking
With brains so quickly shrinking
And barely could they function
So truly up the junction..........

I knew I'd find another one if I looked back

 

[Pevenseagull]

I've got a Velvet Underground thing brewing.......

Because you're going down
So say hello to Swindon
Because you're going down
Enjoy your trips to Devon
I have said it before
I'll say it again
You know that it's happening to you
Because you're going down
And we'll never have to see you cxxts again.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Wigan/ Burton

Actually, I rather wished I'd gone to Burton away, I bet that was a belting away day

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Wow scary stuff, looks like when one of the primary aged kids in town doesn't get his way and has a tantrum

 

[DavePage]

What would you expect from a Palace? Just a bunch of Princesses. All you need now is a Prince Charming, Oh

 

[Megazone]

We need to look deeper into the issue here. I blame the government for not funding enough local swimming pools and bowling alleys.

 

[Justice]

We need to look deeper into the issue here. I blame the government for not funding enough local swimming pools and bowling alleys.

And incest in the Croydon area way to many mongrels.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

If they didn't already need an excuse for OTT handling of this game, it looks like the HF Ultras have given them a reason to. This looks like them attacking a Spurs pub on Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahYw6hxbTo

novices , wet behind the ears = MUGS
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Oh gawd.

PPF and the Rev will be w@nking themselves into a coma once they clap eyes on this.

[edit] its started

" you are always on my mind" :
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

https://youtu.be/wZwYQ4KtPGs
"can I have a spurs shirt" , THE FUTURES LOOKING BRIGHT
regards
DR

 

[junior]

Anyone notice the 2 underdover coppers towards the end on the clip? They're the 2 stood on the periphery that put their fingers in their right ears so they can hear and use their covert 'in-ear' radios.

 

[timbha]

Decent family, what football should be. Exception that proves the rules for those up the road!

 

[Gazwag]

Anyway back on track talking about these ANIMALS

There was a ground near East Croyden
They call it Selhurst Park
And it been the ruin of many a poor boy
And this poor ultra's one

His mother was his auntie
She sewed his new hoodie
His father was a palace hooligan
Down in East Croyden

The only thing an ultra needs
Is a display and a drum
And the only time he's active
Is when he's on the run

Oh auntie tell your children
Not to be a Palace fan
Spend your lives in misery and sin
Don't burn down East Croyden

Well, he got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
He's goin' back to East Croyden
Such a shame he has no brain

There was a ground near East Croyden
They call it Selhurst Park
And it been the ruin of many a poor boy
And this poor ultra's one

 

[The Clamp]

Why does anyone post/watch these shit videos? Frustrated firm member? Perhaps one too many Saturdays being left in the pub while the big boys went off to chant, stare menacingly through pub windows and occasionally kick an old boy to the ground.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Underground, overground, Wembley today
The w***ers of Streatham Common are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Things that the everyday folks leave behind

Uncle seagull eater, he can remember the days
When he wasn't behind the times
With his map of croydon
Picking up the papers and taking them to burn

Ultras are organised, work as a team
Ultras are chavie and not very clean
Underground, overground, Wembley today
The ultras of Streatham Common are we

People don't notice us, they never see
Under their noses a Palace fan may be
Burning by night and sleeping by day
Looking for litter to trundle away

We're so incredibly utterly devious
Making the most of everything
Even flags and drums
Picking up scum bags and making them red and blue
Is what we do

 

[pearl]

what a talented lot on here

 

[pearl]

Bit of a quiet Friday so .... (humble apologies to Nick Cave)

Ballad of Spurs and Palace

They fought it out in the Bucket of Blood
The raven haired beauty cleaned up the beer and the mud
She looked sad, her dress was torn
I heard it tell, she had some form.
My train rolled in, I had to run.
She held a dagger to my throat
And spat ‘Get out my pub, you scum’

 

[GreersElbow]

Absolutely gagging for this one, got my boxing sessions in and been practicing my recce of potential ambush points.

Me and the boys have a war plan that Winston Churchill would be proud of, we'll smash them on the streets, we'll smash them on the pitch and we'll smash them on the beach. I've got my socks with hidden compartments to conceal my weapons but will be going in disguise of a suit to throw off the suspicions.

I've got my eye on the weak ones, kids, the disabled (physically and mentally), it don't matter. Did we care when we bombed Dresden? Nope, the enemy is the enemy, death to them. I will make the Patcham Windmill absolutely proud.

 

[maffew]

Absolutely gagging for this one, got my boxing sessions in and been practicing my recce of potential ambush points.

Me and the boys have a war plan that Winston Churchill would be proud of, we'll smash them on the streets, we'll smash them on the pitch and we'll smash them on the beach. I've got my socks with hidden compartments to conceal my weapons but will be going in disguise of a suit to throw off the suspicions.

I've got my eye on the weak ones, kids, the disabled (physically and mentally), it don't matter. Did we care when we bombed Dresden? Nope, the enemy is the enemy, death to them. I will make the Patcham Windmill absolutely proud.

Dont know but that reminded of The Streets/Mike Skinner