The North Stand Chat Arms

[Croydonbloke]

*walks in*

can I have a pint of coke please?

Sorry this pub is for men only.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Sorry this pub is for men only.

I could regret that sentence.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well I got a bad hangover from two days of drinking to much carlsberg, so I thought I'll take it easy.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Well I got a bad hangover from two days of drinking to much carlsberg, so I thought I'll take it easy.

Picks up pool cue. Right where`s Brightonfan_86. Here pal you calling me a Palace Pikey!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

No I didn't call you a Palace Pikey.

*picks up a pint glass*

 

[Croydonbloke]

No I didn't call you a Palace Pikey.

*picks up a pint glass*

Sorry mate I read the wrong post. Rack em then.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Its your shout this time, you pay the 50p.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Its your shout this time, you pay the 50p.

Puts 50p in pushes in lever gives the table the customary boot and the balls start rolling. Where`s the triangle? Racks em up and takes aim. SMACK. balls fly all over the place and nothing potted.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*looks at a yellow to the middle pocket*

*lines it up*

*smack the white ball to the yellow, but it doesn't go in*

Damn.

 

[Croydonbloke]

*looks at a yellow to the middle pocket*

*lines it up*

*smack the white ball to the yellow, but it doesn't go in*

Damn.

Your missed yellow is sitting pretty over the bottom right pocket which is easilly dropped. Another Yellow is on in the middle and stroked in. Now a long shot from the bulk cushion into the bottom left OOOOOOOO. rattles the pocket but left for easy potting but left my opponent with an easy effort.

Luch is here TBC. AT 1:30.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*looks at the red into the bottom corner*

*hits it and it goes in*

*nice screw back for the red nearest the black, into the middle pocket*

*hits in and it goes in*

*looks at the red in the bulk area into the right top pocket*

*hits it and it goes in*

*no positional shot is possible, looks at a snooker*

*puts the white ball behind the red*

 

[Early Doors]

Afternoon all. Pint of Harvey's please Gar.....Gina

 

[Croydonbloke]

*looks at the red into the bottom corner*

*hits it and it goes in*

*nice screw back for the red nearest the black, into the middle pocket*

*hits in and it goes in*

*looks at the red in the bulk area into the right top pocket*

*hits it and it goes in*

*no positional shot is possible, looks at a snooker*

*puts the white ball behind the red*

Soft shot of the side cushion and just touches a yellow. can`t see any possible shot for opponent.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*goes back up the table for a saftety shot*

*tight shot to the cushion*

 

[Croydonbloke]

*goes back up the table for a saftety shot*

*tight shot to the cushion*

Nothings safe when you`re playing against Croydonbloke. Takes a good look down the table and sees a very tight Yellow into the right bends down and puts plenty of right hand side on the cue ball plays shot and cuts the ball in perfectly "GET IN MY SON" cue ball comes off the cushion and stops perfectly for an easy pot into the middle and in it goes next shot is a hard cut in but the yellow is tight to the cushion takes aim and plays the shot Bollox i`ve missed but left it over the pocket for my next shot.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Stop playing f***ing imaginery pool you utter SCHIZO SPASTICS.

I can JUST ABOUT deal with the fact that you are all in an IMAGINERY pub but that is taking it TOO FAR. It's just about the most retarded thing I have EVER SEEN and something I would expect on this guy to do.

'Oooooh look at me, I like to RUN and then play IMAGINERY pool on the web *dribble*'

YOU UTTER RETARD WANKERS.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Stop playing f***ing imaginery pool you utter SCHIZO SPASTICS.

I can JUST ABOUT deal with the fact that you are all in an IMAGINERY pub but that is taking it TOO FAR. It's just about the most retarded thing I have EVER SEEN and something I would expect on this guy to do.

'Oooooh look at me, I like to RUN and then play IMAGINERY pool on the web *dribble*'

YOU UTTER RETARD WANKERS.

F**K OFF YOU MONG.

 

[The Wookiee]

Wrap that imaginary pool cue round the Palace mugs head!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Wrap that imaginary pool cue round the Palace mugs head!

You`ll get it soon pal!!!

 

[JJ McClure]

*curls off a steaming great turd into a paper bag, places it on the door step of the pub and sets fire to it*