The North Stand Chat Arms

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Is your intention to hit me or the jukebox?

Look mate. I`ll buy you a pint if you let me listen to the whole record.

Buy a watch off me and it's a deal.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Buy a watch off me and it's a deal.

Hang on a minute. Shouldn`t it be me trying to flog bent goods!!!

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Hang on a minute. Shouldn`t it be me trying to flog bent goods!!!

They aint bent! My brother works for rolex...These were a trial design that the company decided were the wrong shade of silver...so they gave my brother a bag of 'em.

You can have one for 120quid.

 

[Everest]

Quiet in here. Has everyone gone home to watch the England/Hun footy on the box? Serves the pub right for not getting the TV fixed.

 

[Guy Butters]

Babycham please my good lass.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'll have a pint of Cider, where is everyone

 

[Stevie Boy]

evenin, half a shady please barmaid

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Looks like McGhee's walking tomorrow then.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Looks like McGhee's walking tomorrow then.

Where did you hear this US? and do you want a pint?

 

[Biscuit]

Ive heard he's off tomorrow too.

Wouldn't bet on it though.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I can't help feeling a bit sorry for the guy.

Mark thanks for the promotion, thanks for the Cardiff trip , thanks for a great season last year , good luck me old son

 

[sir danny cullip]

Seems he suddenly turned into a man without any enthusiasm or tactical knowledge, great shame as he started off so brightly. Did a marvellous job keeping us up last year theres no doubt about it.

 

[magoo]

This is a bit like a gay bar, nowhere near enough fanny.

there's plenty of xxxxx.

 

[Incredigull]

How many types of urine is on those nuts bar keep

 

[Bakesy]

#staggers to bar#

Another pint and a bag of those Kettle Chips please, when you're ready.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*goes up the jukebox and turns on Kaiser Cheifs*

 

[dougdeep]

Who wantsch a fight then?

 

[Bakesy]

i shlee you're plished again Doug

 

[Woodchip]

#staggers to bar#

Another pint and a bag of those Kettle Chips please, when you're ready.

That'll be £478.21 please, your highness.

 

[Redhead]

Has Time Been called yet can i get a lemonade and a bag of dry roasted Gina?