The North Stand Chat Arms

[Everest]

A bag of dry roasted Gina? Is that a new line or are you getting a bit fresh?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What a beautiful day. A spritzer please Colin.

McGhee IN.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Their is no time, the pub is open 24 / 7.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Ring, Ring, Hello NSC Arms. O Hello what`s on the lunch menu today please? I would like to come in and have a nice cold pint on this glorious day.

 

[Parson Henry]

i shlee you're plished again Doug

Drink to me, drink to my friends you know I can't drink anymore...

 

[surrey jim]

Morning all, did you find your jacket croydon bloke


Pint of cold lager please Gina

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Morning all, who's the scottish bloke in the corner crying into his pint of whisky ?

 

[surrey jim]

Ive heard he's off tomorrow too.

Wouldn't bet on it though.

Premier bet and Fair bet probabaly have insider knowledge, wouldnt trust their odd's

 

[Dave the OAP]

Morning all..

shouts accross the bar


"Oi you lot, the potty mouths on NSP thing you are all C**ts"




lights blue touchpaper and retires

 

[surrey jim]

Morning all, who's the scottish bloke in the corner crying into his pint of whisky ?

im not scottish I just fancied wearing a tartan quilt Tutu

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sorry Jim, very fetching.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Morning all, did you find your jacket croydon bloke

Morning. No I did not. If you have any inside info please let me know. Your secret is safe with me SJ.

I fancy a nice long drink. Bacardi and coke please Gina with a couple of ice cubes. Cheers.

 

[Parson Henry]

I'll ask the next question then..

What is the connection between Tina Charles and Fawlty Towers?

Don't suppose any got the answer did they?

Don't suppose any one cares either...

 

[Croydonbloke]

Don't suppose any got the answer did they?

Don't suppose any one cares either...

Don`t suppose she`s married to Ray Charles.

 

[Dave the OAP]

COME ON HOGGY...MASH EM UP


Stands in corner anticipating a wendy arm slap from Perry

 

[Parson Henry]

Goes to manhandle Dies Irae but is held back by Croydon Bloke who wants to know the answer to the quiz question.

 

[The Wookiee]

I smell filth

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*walks in*

Morning Gina can I have a pint of coke please?

 

[The Wookiee]

Has the seafood man been in yet?

Quite fancy some crabsticks

 

[Croydonbloke]

Goes to manhandle Dies Irae but is held back by Croydon Bloke who wants to know the answer to the quiz question.

Pulls Perry back and tells him it`s not worth the hassle. Look Pezza tell me the answer and maybe just maybe i`ll let you have him.