[Misc] The most painful thing in the world

[veuve]

in growing hair in the anus

 

[Hamilton]

Watching Palace?


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[Wilko]

Standing barefoot on Lego

Kneeling on lego I reckon.

 

[burnee54]

Kidney stone. Only time I have vomited from pain.

Absolutely this. I honestly thought I was going to die a painful death.

 

[drew]

Shingles on the top of your head. Felt like someone with a red hot electric drill drilling into the top of your skull every 30 seconds!

 

[jasetheace]

Surely the ultimate "breath take awayer" remains heavily knocking your funny bone?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

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[pasty]

First big dump after a haemorrhoidectomy.

 

[A1X]

Has anyone mentioned Phil Babb yet?

 

[Hillian1]

Stabbed in the kneecap with a screwdriver then having the trainee nurse stitch it and forgetting to aneasthatise the area where the last two stitches went in. I have never punched a woman before or since but that night she got an involuntary right hook to the tit.

Could you not have said “ow, that hurts, would you mind stopping please?”

What part of "involuntary" didn't you understand. I apologised afterwards. As she did.

Well, I guess that settles the is The Clamp actually Nibble question.

 

[DumLum]

Ha Martin. I read your comment first, thought "arh, I wouldn't do that", then read the quote and immediately found my hand covering my, er, lap area !

I think I can honestly say the worst pain I've had was bowel cancer - that was indescribable. I was once in a meeting when I worked in the city - in a meeting room that had glass walls. I had to excuse myself and they watched me collapse outside the door, doubled up on the floor in pain. Calling it bad would be an understatement, on other occasions I was twice rushed to A&E to be given morphine. Not a period of my life I recall fondly.

Puts my shutting your finger in a car door into perspective.

 

[alfredmizen]

Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?

leaving a wall mounted cupboard door open , bending down to get something , then standing up and hitting the top of your head on the sharp corner normally elicits foul language from me

 

[alfredmizen]

Well, I guess that settles the is The Clamp actually Nibble question.

hahaha you mug [MENTION=5707]Nibble[/MENTION]

 

[alfredmizen]

Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?

or blowing my nose on monday morning after last weekend HT , you know what im talking about

 

[maltaseagull]

Viz magazine did some research into this, as you commonly hear people say when told of someone elses ailment, "oooh theres nothing worse".
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.

One has to ask how and why?

 

[W.C.]

I hate these kinds of threads....and yet can't stop myself reading them.


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[The Clamp]

hahaha you mug [MENTION=5707]Nibble[/MENTION]

Yes. I think it's a fairly well known "secret" that Nibble is my other account. I said as much on a thread about 6 months ago. It's a shame you were so intent on trying to prove I was Nibble that you missed me actually telling you Nibble, now almost redundant ,was my other account. If you'd like to know, the reason I changed my account was because you were stalking me, ringing my mobile and making threats to me.
And before you get on your high horse, you have three accounts on here including Bushy that you switched from because you were afraid your kids would see you being a racist idiot and threatening other users.

 

[alfredmizen]

Yes. I think it's a fairly well known "secret" that Nibble is my other account. I said as much on a thread about 6 months ago. It's a shame you were so intent on trying to prove I was Nibble that you missed me actually telling you Nibble, now almost redundant ,was my other account. If you'd like to know, the reason I changed my account was because you were stalking me, ringing my mobile and making threats to me.
And before you get on your high horse, you have three accounts on here including Bushy that you switched from because you were afraid your kids would see you being a racist idiot and threatening other users.

i switched from bushy because id mentioned ofher recreational activities nothing to do with the things you mentioned , and the "mug" comment was directed at you for your near moronic inability to synchronise posting from the CORRECT account

 

[The Clamp]

i switched from bushy because id mentioned ofher recreational activities nothing to do with the things you mentioned , and the "mug" comment was directed at you for your near moronic inability to synchronise posting from the CORRECT account

Yes, it was a mistake, But didn't reveal anything that isn't already known. Anyway, with your history of threatening phone calls I'd wind your neck in. Very easy to post a sound file on here that would make even PPF cringe with it's "nawty" hard man impression.

 

[Buzzer]

A kick in the balls is much, much, much, more painful than childbirth and that is a FACT.

I've watched my ex-wife give birth twice. She went through all that first time around and was happy to go through it again. At no point in my life have I ever thought "You know what I'd quite like - another kick in the balls.".