[Misc] The most painful thing in the world

[drew]

A kick in the balls or a ruptured ACL

Had both and probably only sneak into the top ten!

Viz magazine did some research into this, as you commonly hear people say when told of someone elses ailment, "oooh theres nothing worse".
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.

That research was a killer blow to the market for origami sex dolls.

 

[happypig]

Worst I've had is torn ligaments in my back.
I was bed ridden for 3 weeks and getting to the toilet was an excruciating trip taking up to an hour.

 

[alfredmizen]

Yes, it was a mistake, But didn't reveal anything that isn't already known. Anyway, with your history of threatening phone calls I'd wind your neck in. Very easy to post a sound file on here that would make even PPF cringe with it's "nawty" hard man impression.

do.what you want

 

[The Clamp]

do.what you want

I intend to.

 

[alfredmizen]

A kick in the balls is much, much, much, more painful than childbirth and that is a FACT.

I've watched my ex-wife give birth twice. She went through all that first time around and was happy to go through it again. At no point in my life have I ever thought "You know what I'd quite like - another kick in the balls.".

my ex wife had a very painful first labour , it gives me.quite.a pleasant feeling when i think of it now

 

[Weststander]

Kidney stone. Only time I have vomited from pain.[/QUOTE

Agree. Agonising pain.

The consultant said the 3 most acute pains come from giving birth, kidney stones passing through and breaking a collarbone.

 

[Weststander]

James Blunt being played on the radio, in the seconds before changing to another channel.

 

[cirC]

Having had,I'll give you.........pilonidal sinus.......if you have had one that became infected nothing else needs to be said!!

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

A colleague at work had kidney stones which came on half way through the day. Seriously thought he was about to die- doubled up on the floor and straight to hospital. Says it was the worst pain imaginable.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

A colleague at work had kidney stones which came on half way through the day. Seriously thought he was about to die- doubled up on the floor and straight to hospital. Says it was the worst pain imaginable.

 

[btnbelle]

Childbirth is definitely more painful.

 

[pearl]

I hate these kinds of threads....and yet can't stop myself reading them.


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same here .... will probably have nightmares tonight

 

[dangull]

In the modern world with hospitals and all the pain killing medicine drugs available, it must have been horrific for people to suffer the same things that have been described here 500 years ago.
For me a dislocated shoulder was not very pleasant.

 

[Boroseagull]

Pericarditis - in 2003....seriously thought I was a gonner. 6 weeks being unable to lay down because of pressure on the heart, unable to walk more than the loo and back. Morphine barely touched it and there are no anti-biotics to help. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

 

[ManOfSussex]

The 2 worst pains I've experienced were:

1. Being shot repeatedly in the groin, at point blank range, when doing paintball about 15 years back - I actually passed out it was so bad. Remarkably after the pain subsided, the only damage was a tiny cut on the scrotum.

2. Having my tonsils removed - It was so painful that many hours later in excruciating agony and desperation, I accepted the offer of a suppository from a very nice NHS male nurse, who in the comfort of my private room on an NHS ward had to tell my parents to wait outside when they arrived half way through the insertion and walked straight in. Apart from it fizzing inside of me and causing a bit of embarrassment, the suppository wasn't a great deal of help and I then, laying in agony on my side, watched England lose 2-0 in Oslo in a World Cup Qualifier. Not the best of days that one.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Kidney stone. Only time I have vomited from pain.

You and me both!

 

[Muzzy]

Gout!
My last attack in my right knee!
Worst pain of my life!

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[The Wookiee]

Dry socket

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Gout!
My last attack in my right knee!
Worst pain of my life!

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Jesus h Christ!!!!!!

 

[maltaseagull]

Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?

Surely not!

Waking up to Corbyn as PM would be worse ?

Oh and Merkel getting deposed as Chancellor?