The most naff football chant?

[Return of the Rev]

I think "in the net in the net in the net" sung by the norwich fans in the 73 league cup final against spurs

 

[Icy Gull]

You're gonna get your ******* head kicked in and You're going home in a Sussex ambulance are two moronic naff ones that spring to mind, not sung anymore fortunately

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Since when was it ever the job of an ambulance to take a football supporter home?

 

[Icy Gull]

Since when was it ever the job of an ambulance to take a football supporter home?

I never bothered to ask, did you see the anger on the faces of the people singing those songs?? I'm not sure they were up for a discussion

 

[Northstander]

Aaaaaaaaalbiiiiiiion

 

[Blackcap]

Anything to the tune of Sloop John B

 

[Return of the Rev]

"wooo oh the lights are flashing were going bristol bashing"

 

[BadFish]

we're the right side we're the right side..............

 

[Return of the Rev]

Were harder than most and we rule the south coast ugh ha!

 

[Icy Gull]

I hesitate to criticise anything that gets some noise and atmosphere going but we're the West Stand/North Stand/ East Stand normally comes about when there is F all going on on the pitch and is quite naff as well

 

[del strangefish]

Gus Out.

 

[Icy Gull]

Gus Out.

I haven't heard that one at a game yet

 

[Return of the Rev]

Arry Roberts is our friend

 

[Guinness Boy]

Brrriiiggghhhtoon. Passion like fire. Brrriiiggghhhtoon. Bellotti's been shown ze door ze door ze door.

Well that or Tiffany.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Brrriiiggghhhtoon. Passion like fire. Brrriiiggghhhtoon. Bellotti's been shown ze door ze door ze door.

Well that or Tiffany.

when the tax man gets in full swing with"passion like fire" its a classic

 

[BensGrandad]

We're the left/right /south/north side (as appropriate) sung by our fans this season. Truly pathetic and appalling.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Anything to the tune of Sloop John B

THIS!!! Every bloody game I watch I hear this crap. 'We're Southampton, we're Premier League' being the worst example. It was embarassing when we started singing it about being top of the league earlier this season.

Also not a chant exactly but I thought it was pretty naff when Celtic started playing 'Just can't get enough' after their goals on Wednesday night. Their fans make enough noise as it is and it sounds good when they sing it during a game but when are clubs going to realise that goal music is just plain wrong!

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Aye, aye, yippy Ashley Barnes (makes me cringe, and him probably).
Doesn't he deserve something less naff ?

 

[Blackadder]

"You're not a big team anymore" or "you're just a small team near...." take your pick.

 

[kc1]

Get in to them, f**k them up.
Repeat 4/5 times.

Attack, attack, attack attack attack
Repeat 4/5 times

Both as embarrassing as each other.