The most naff football chant?

[Cheeky Monkey]

"She fell over, she fell over" Vintage stuff.

 

[Pevenseagull]

I blame Thatcher.

"You're going home in a South East Coast NHS Foundation Trust ambulance" just doesn't cut it.

surely it's now a "South East Coast NHS Foundation Trust pre-admission automotive customer transport facilitation unit"

 

[Icy Gull]

Let him die let him die let him die

 

[Puppet Master]

Gus Poyet and his magic hat (wtf)
Al-bi-yawwwnnn
Who are ya
Anything Sloop John B
That "red army/blue army" chant that EVERY team does

 

[somerset]

It seems that for every chant we presently use someone has a negative opinion,anyone thinks that might be the reason we find it hard to get new and original songs going?
Most football songs are naff when you put them under the microscope, that's what they are.

I dont mind any of the chants we currently have, but my fookin christ why do we have to wail AAALLBBIIOONN every 5 mins, why?

 

[Puppet Master]

I dont mind any of the chants we currently have, but my fookin christ why do we have to wail AAALLBBIIOONN every 5 mins, why?

Agree, it's alright now and then but f***ing hell.... especially when it's done to Palace fans to try and be "intimidating". Seems to be dying out very slowly now, thank f***

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

He scores when he wants, he scores when he wantsssss
[insert player name] he scores when he wants.

Anything done to that tune is awful for me.

Also hate that North/East/South stand one, Get into them - f*** em up (badly listen to by Sparrow last season, who got sent off shortly after this was sung) and Stand up for ________ is just embarrassing, more just used to piss the stewards off now.

With the ALLLBBIIOONNNN chant, its the only time most of the stadium can actually chant something at the same time and actually make it sound loud (was only sung once on Tuesday after we scored but it was pretty loud).

 

[somerset]

Agree, it's alright now and then but f***ing hell.... especially when it's done to Palace fans to try and be "intimidating". Seems to be dying out very slowly now, thank f***

Dying out a bit yes, but the trouble is, nothing is replacing it.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

you're gonna get your ******* head kicked in and you're going home in a sussex ambulance are two moronic naff ones that spring to mind, not sung anymore fortunately

seemed to be a lot of people singing them though

 

[chrissyboy01]

Dying out a bit yes, but the trouble is, nothing is replacing it.

'Albion' chant sounds great and no sign of it going at all but agree doesn't need to be quite so frequent. Pleased that Palacesque drivel has stopped though - that was a joke from the start. North/West/East/Southstand rubbish - end of. Glad 'Go Left' is catching on - sounds great as more catch on with the words. I like Mackail-Smith and Buckley songs too - they seem to be catching on.

Stand up if you hate Palace is pointless against anyone else than Palace - the rivalry is no secret.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

We're the left/right /south/north side (as appropriate) sung by our fans this season. Truly pathetic and appalling.

blimey Grandad !! GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE , WHAT A COMPLETE BELL END OF A CHANT, HAPPY CLAPPY CRAP THAT JUST OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZES CRINGEABILITY .

 

[Grombleton]

Anything done to that tune is awful for me.

I dunno, i think the 'you burned down your town' when we played the scum last term sounded pretty good.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

ei i ei i o, up the football league we go.

Yes, yes, yes. THAT. Hate it. HATE.

 

[Husty]

Anything to the tune of Sloop John B

Not EVERYTHING...

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[Pretty pink fairy]

Good to hear the sea sea seasiders making a comeback.

 

[Puppet Master]

I actually like the we're the xxxx stand..... nothing else gets a WHOLE stand singing in perfect unison, and slowly. It sounds amazing hearing them sing it back.

 

[Puppet Master]

I like Mackail-Smith and Buckley songs too - they seem to be catching on.

Mackail-Smith song would be good, but it's sooo fast. "DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUCRAIGMACKAILSMITH" It sounds like one of those bleep tests you used to do in PE when you got to level 240 or something stupid.

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

'You don't know what you're doing'! - sung to the ref. Not as if he's gonna be worried about a crowd singing that at him, bring back 'who's the bastard in the black' i say.

 

[Bodian]

The 'Albion' chant is the only one that really comes across on the telly as audible rather than just noise, and apart from West Brom - no one else would ever sing it. Always sounds okay to me.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Good to hear the sea sea seasiders making a comeback.

I was about to post this as my 'naffest chant'.

SEA, SEA, SEASIDERS.

Normally dies out before the third repetition...