The hilarious 'What do you call someone with/who/that...' thread

[Brighton TID]

Eg. A seagull on their head. Cliff.
See, hilarious.

First go proper then:

What do you call someone who sets fire to their money troubles?

 

[Superphil]

Bloke with spade in head

Doug.

 

[Seagull27]

Bloke with spade in head

Doug.

Bloke without spade in head

Douglas.

 

[Hamilton]

The CEO of RBS or Lloyds Bank?

 

[crabface]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

 

[Paskman]

Bloke under a pile of leaves


Russell

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what do you call a chinese girl caught in a food mixer?

Blenda

 

[Paskman]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

A bloke with no arms or legs swimming a length?


A clever dick!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

what do you call someone playing snooker with a pint of beer balanced on their head?
beertricks potter

 

[fire&skill]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call FIVE men with no arms or legs in a swimming pool and with one woman?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Anne.

(Fans of the Beach Boys might get that quicker than others)

 

[fire&skill]

Bernadette?

 

[Lokki 7]

What do you call a woman with one leg 2 inches shorter then the other?



Eileen.

 

[mr sheen]

Man with fifty rabbits up his arse?

Warren

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

 

[Shirty]

What do you call a dog with no legs ?



Cigarette (because you have to go out for a drag)
Sent from my brain using the power of my fingers

 

[upthealbion1970]

What do you call a man sat on a table in a pub with a pint on his head?

Matt

 

[Lokki 7]

What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis?
Justin.

 

[matt]

What do you call a woman with one leg 2 inches shorter then the other?
Eileen.

What do you call a man with one leg 2 inches longer then the other?

Isiah.

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a man with a side of bacon on his head?




Hamed.







What do you call a man with two sides of bacon on his head?




Mohamed.










What do you call a man standing between two houses, with two sides of bacon on his head ?






Mohamed Ali

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call a women with a cup of tea, fried eggs, bacon, toast, beans and tomatoes on her head?


Cath