The hilarious 'What do you call someone with/who/that...' thread

[Lush]

A man hiding under a pile of leaves ?
Russell

A woman who loves old things ?
Anne Teek

A woman who never pays her bills ?
Bernadette

What do you call a guy who hasn't read all of the thread?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

What do you call a guy who hasn't read all of the thread?

Some one who has better things to do than sit on here ALL night !!!

 

[Bedsex]

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg 2 inches shorter than the other?


Irene.


(What fun we had in the 1980's!)

What do you call a mother with one leg 2 inches shorter than the other?

Marlene.

Have we done them all yet?

 

[catfish]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis? Still no f***ing idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis living on a Pacific island? Still no f***ing idea atoll.

 

[Brownstuff]

What do you call a woman with a tile on her head? Ruth
What do you call a woman without a tile on her head? Ruthless

What do you call a man who stands to attention? Eriction

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot? A Swiss Army Wife

What do you call 10 naked women laying on top of each other? A Block of Flaps

 

[Puppet Master]

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus

What did the Serbian PM say to the prostitute?

Slobberdown Mycockyoubitch