The hilarious 'What do you call someone with/who/that...' thread

[sant andreu]

What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?

Carlos

What do you call a Spanish guy who is in good health?

Manuel

 

[fire&skill]

What do you call a woman defrosting a load of cattle?

Thora Hird

 

[Guinness Boy]

What do you call two Irish homosexuals?

Patrick FitzWilliam and William FitzPatrick

 

[El Sid]

What do you call a woman with one tooth

Juanita

 

[Pbseagull]

What do you call two Irish homosexuals?

Patrick FitzWilliam and William FitzPatrick

Two Scottish homosexuals....

Ben Doon & Phil McCavity

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

What do you call a Russian with three balls?

Whoja Nikabolokov

 

[Two Professors]

Another two Irish homosexuals.

Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael.

What do you call a crowd of Irish people?

A thicket.

 

[nail-Z]

A sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

 

[Lokki 7]

A sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Clouds are just water vapour, not sheep amputees! And anyway a sheep lacking legs would simply lie on the ground, surely no one could mistake that for a cloud?

 

[Guinness Boy]

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hose B

 

[Czechmate]

What do you call a man with a Cornish pasty on the side of his head ? A pioneer

What do you call and Indian cloak room attendant ? Mahtma Coat

 

[Czechmate]

What do you call a naked women with only a cross on each of her tits ? A chest of draws !

 

[Loadicus Trux]

What do you call an Irishman with a bottle of shampoo on his head?

Tim O'tay

The name of a famous gay Russian?

Alexander Tosyercockoff.

 

[4-p]

A woman with 2 toilets on her head:

Lulu

 

[Guinness Boy]

A woman with 2 toilets on her head:

Lulu

Many years ago I worked with a girl named Louise Rolls. Guess what everyone shortened it to?

 

[upthealbion1970]

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk

 

[4-p]

A leper in a hot tub

stu?

:-/

 

[Sussex on Leith]

what do you call a french man up to his chest in the sea and a boat tied to his ear? Pier

What do you call a Frenchman with sandals on his head?

Philippe Flop

 

[Czechmate]

What do you call a man with a pencil sketch on his head ? Drew

What do you call a woman with a pencil sketch of an English quiz comedian on her head ? Drew Barrymore

 

[Phat Baz 68]

A man hiding under a pile of leaves ?
Russell

A woman who loves old things ?
Anne Teek

A woman who never pays her bills ?
Bernadette