The Apprentice 2016 thread

[el punal]

Why are the team names always so crap? If I was on it i'd put forward the names "Spunk Trumpet" or "Sugar Tits".

No . . . how about Sugar Spunk and Trumpet Tits, nicely rounded eh?

 

[Blackadder]

Nah, Jessica, everything i hate in a female right there, i would have fired her for her accent alone, the fact that she cant stop talking with it makes it even worse, business woman my arse.

Everything? I think she's a bit of a looker.

 

[Blackadder]

Too true the gobby guy and the girl who said nothing the boardroom should both have gone.

Karthik? Nah.. They will hold on to him for a few weeks, then get rid. He will be a talking point, so good for viewing figures.

 

[Paskman]

In Brighton and at the Amex next week

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Cracking episode

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[Wrong-Direction]

Everything? I think she's a bit of a looker.

Definitely the eye candy this year

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[Easy 10]

To Karthik

"Calming you down is like trying to baptize a cat"

 

[MF'84]

I can't envisage any of this bunch going on to win the show, let alone running their own business (and amazed that many already seem to).

It's either very cleverly edited to give that impression (to show a 'journey' for the eventual winner) or maybe they really are that useless!

 

[el punal]

My front runners? The big bloke that looks like Ronnie Kray, the Middle Eastern girl who told her team that they were all behaving like schoolgirls, Karthik(?) because his gob will get him to the interview/interrogation stage and then his monobrow will explode . . . . and a couple of others who have kept their mouths shut and got on with the task and let the shouties dig big holes for themselves.

Last night's episode was pure gold in orchestrated self-destruction. Marvellous!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Somewhat cringe last night. Rebecca (the one with a face like a foot) is definitely going to be the love to hate one this season. The exaggerated face movements, the bullshit marketing speak, the faux shock in her voice constantly, all following on from her 'please don't fire me sir' last week.. what a jebend.

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

I found it a bit odd that the lass who gr fired admitted in the follow-up programme that she'd never seen an episode of The Apprentice. This didn't showcase much by way of research skills, motivation or common-sense. I don't think she overly impressed La Brady.

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Mr Monobrow is surely destined for a quick exit, unless they keep him in 'the process' for entertainment value.

 

[Normski1989]

I'm surprised he hasn't fired them all already. What a useless bunch of twazzocks!

Jessica needs to get a grip. She's only being kept on because she's the eye candy. Rebecca has done nothing but irritate me so far with her overly animated face. And Makai is a total knobface that doesn't like to listen to anyone.

Mr Monobrow needs to calm down a bit, but it does seem like he has a few brain cells. He was right when he said that Dillon had no idea how to manage time, and needed to be nagged at constantly. He won't make any friends on the show but he might get results. I want to see how he does as project manager.

 

[scousefan]

I don't think I've seen such a useless bunch. The men are all testosterone - apart from Dillon. The girls are completely clueless. I can't believe he didn't want to fire all three last night. I guess several of these idiots are being left in to make even more spectacular fools of themselves. Mr Monobrow will probably stay for a few weeks just to wind everyone up! Jessica might just be the most hopeless contestant ever. She sounds and behaves like a cross between scary spice and Catherine Tait who's having a breakdown!

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Looking forward to next week's with Paul Barber et al.....

 

[Taybha]

Looks like there is a ceiling after all

 

[Normal Rob]

Mukai. Anybody who wears a bow tie outside of a black tie event is a c*nt. Plain and simple.

 

[el punal]

Mukai. Anybody who wears a bow tie outside of a black tie event is a c*nt. Plain and simple.

Wonderful! Short, concise and to the point.

 

[Steve in Japan]

160 units of chicken vindaloo pie, and a barrel of Old Legbreaker, and we might be interested. No trainers, mind.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Jessica needs to get a grip. She's only being kept on because she's the eye candy.

Jessica is very much RIGHT up my street and if her luck was in and more importantly if i was single..............well,she could have me....

Highly annoying though,personality wise...