The Apprentice 2016 thread

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Sugar pretty much always sacks a team captain in week 1.

Why anyone volunteers in week 1 is beyond me - they are taking a 50/50 chance on the bullet.

Agreed: it's a hospital pass every time. You can get away with keeping a low profile for the first couple of weeks and get a free ride.

 

[Simster]

Yes, this:

 

[essbee]

That bloke with the bow-tie - makes him look stupid..

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Surely that's the whole point - watching meltdowns and plenty of bellcheesery.

You've nailed it. I like watching idiots be idiots.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Quote from Sir Alan
You can compare this to being on a life support machine and one of your colleges pulling the plug out to charge their mobile phone, its that competitive.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Why are the team names always so crap? If I was on it i'd put forward the names "Spunk Trumpet" or "Sugar Tits".

 

[Bry Nylon]

Tonight's task...

"The contestants are summoned to the Istituto Marangoni school of fashion and design, where Alan Sugar tells them their next task is to create an advertising campaign for jeans made from Japanese denim. The candidates soon get creative, with each team splitting up to film the adverts and work on the rest of the campaigns - which is usually a sure sign of poor communication somewhere along the way. Sure enough, things soon begin to fall apart at the seams, and to make matters worse, the pitches to industry experts also threaten to be derailed by nerves and confusion. However, the biggest surprise is reserved for back in the boardroom..."

 

[joeinbrighton]

Yes, this:

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Don't think Milky Teet would get to the shortlisting stage in fairness, seeing as how he couldn't even spell "interview" correctly.

 

[Beach Hut]

The girls lost their jeans which led to tears and the boys are spending too much time doing nothing, priceless

 

[LamieRobertson]

Its all a bit cringeworthy from both teams

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The girl that had the panic attack, last week i thought there was something very wrong with her, how did she even get through to be on this.

 

[Beach Hut]

Car crash presentation by the boys, I just ****ed it up - who says that when pitching a product to sell

 

[whitelion]

Called them geniuses (jeaniuses) - chuckle.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Car crash presentation by the boys, I just ****ed it up - who says that when pitching a product to sell

The FA?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Using the song "Shake it off" while filming in the toilets - priceless.

I think Beach Hut is slightly off with car crash - both sides are more of a motorway pile up. Entertaining if cringeworthy stuff.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Own up, who had to hide behind something multiple times in that episode!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

How did nobody else get fired? So bad.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Own up, who had to hide behind something multiple times in that episode!

I had to turn the volume down when that guy choked the interview (not got to the stage of knowing their names yet).

That was some seriously GSCE project style marketing.

 

[Beach Hut]

How did nobody else get fired? So bad.

Too true the gobby guy and the girl who said nothing the boardroom should both have gone.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Too true the gobby guy and the girl who said nothing the boardroom should both have gone.

Nah, Jessica, everything i hate in a female right there, i would have fired her for her accent alone, the fact that she cant stop talking with it makes it even worse, business woman my arse.