Please please please let it be true.
But what story would actually end his campaign? Really?
- Assaulting a woman?
- Cosying up to Putin?
- Inciting a riot against the Capitol?
- 34 Felonies conviction?
- Had an affair?
- Paid off a porn star?
- Stole and kept state secrets at his club?
- Calling a dead soldier a ****ing Mexican and refusing to pay her funeral costs.