Two slow fried (sunflower oil) free range eggs. Three slow fried organic tomatoes. Three free range pork, gluten and preservative-free sausages from Macknade farm shop, three ditto rashers of bacon, one slice of gluten free toast, one bowl of porridge made with lactose-free milk and garnished with home-made plum jam, one pot of red lable tea.
Are you taking bookings or can I just turn up?