Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Time Team - Baldrick spends three days watching strange old men and fit young women dig big holes in a field, bombarding them with incessant annoying questions such as does that patch of black mud and bit of broken old pot conclusively prove that what we are standing in is the middle of an Iron Age foundry?

 

[Grombleton]

The Office - The Americans cock up The Office

I preferred the US version personally.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I preferred the US version personally.

Really? Nah, it's a wind up, you nearly had me there.

 

[Goldstone1976]

World Sheepdog trials - Rustic guys (and gals) whistle and call furiously whilst the dog chases a bunch of sheep round a field in the middle of nowhere.

Or...

World Sheepdog trials - like One Man and his Dog, but more PC and crappier.

 

[Paskman]

Escape to the Country: where a middle aged couple look for a pretty cottage in a pretty village, just like they've seen on the TV programmes, forgetting that their chances of survival in Midsomer are not good.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Question Time.
Your weekly hour of a waste of time to witness in front of a studio and cameras the absolute bell ends that are attempting to run this country and an audience that will only applaud the person in the party they voted for and heckle the one they didn't irrespective of their actual thoughts about the question asked in the first place.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Voice - Wannabe pop stars battle it out to remain an unknown

Wheeler dealers - presenters buy and then spend a lot of money and take dozens of hours working on an old car to turn a profit* (*excluding their labour costs) of £1.46 in the hope of encouraging others to follow their example

Flog it - opportunity to sell off sentimental objects and family heirlooms for only a couple of quid just so they can get on TV

 

[The Fifth Column]

Sky Soccer Saturday - Watch well known ex players and a presenter fawn over everything Premier League related, slag off officials, shout a lot when a goal is scored, have 'hilarious' banter with another ex player mainly revolving around his ineptitude and cheeky antics, experience condescension and patronising attitude to everything lower league.

 

[vegster]

Eastenders: Hatch,Match and mostly Despatch stories of those who live adjacent to the most dangerous 300m of road in the UK.

 

[DavidRyder]

Question Time.
Your weekly hour of a waste of time to witness in front of a studio and cameras the absolute bell ends that are attempting to run this country and an audience that will only applaud the person in the party they voted for and heckle the one they didn't irrespective of their actual thoughts about the question asked in the first place.

Wife likes to watch this, I can't abide it. Agree on the point about clapping their party irregardless. It's the people that come forth with a point or question that they think is so great that it will result in either spontaneous applause or have the panel on the ropes. You can just see it in their eyes, they are SO KEEN to cause ripples!