Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Wrong-Direction]

That shitty music they play when the local estate agents rock up to value the place makes we want to luz a brick through the tellie box.

What about the crappy musical jokes?

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[happypig]

The Sweeney - Wide boy copper, drinks too much, duffs up a villain and shags a bit of crumpet.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

and death.

You can't exclude the blood and violence.

Only reason I watch it, tits and violence, the dragons can do one

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[Mackenzie]

Antiques Roadshow: Greedy shit bags getting a valuation on granny's pair of candelabra ready for when she kicks the bucket.

Car Booty: Scum selling each other shit.

Homes under the Hammer: Pakistanis buying slums for DSS tenants.

Songs of Praise: Non church goers chance to get on the telly.

 

[Badger]

Antiques Roadshow: Greedy shit bags getting a valuation on granny's pair of candelabra ready for when she kicks the bucket.

Car Booty: Scum selling each other shit.

Homes under the Hammer: Pakistanis buying slums for DSS tenants.

Songs of Praise: Non church goers chance to get on the telly.

Top of the Pops: Paedo sweetshop.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Jim'll Fix It.
Northern lunatic rewards kids with a plastic medal after ruining their lives.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Open All Hours - Tight arsed git with maniac cash register.

Match of the Day - Employment for ex footballers who cannot stop talking.

This Morning - Another daytime show for Philip me me me Schofield to keep in with the youngsters.

Coronation Street - Northern monkeys moaning in pub.

 

[Starstel]

Dance mums/moms - talented children watch their harpy of a teacher and pushy parents scream at each other.

 

[Starstel]

iZombie - girl eats brains, solves crimes. brilliant.

Tipping point - Play the 2p machine for more money.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

One man leaves his four by two for a life of ignominy, and his side kick goes on to die horribly as Dr Who's companion.

Blue Peter, 1963 style.

 

[hart's shirt]

The Jump - an attempt to kill off minor celebrities for entertainment

You've Been Framed - for people who haven't discovered YouTube.

The One Show - Blue Peter for adults

 

[whitelion]

World Sheepdog trials - Rustic guys (and gals) whistle and call furiously whilst the dog chases a bunch of sheep round a field in the middle of nowhere.

 

[pasty]

Sky SUPER Sunday.

A desperate attempt to make Burnley vs Stoke City sound like an attractive game to watch.

 

[AK74]

Location, Location, Location: overweight posh bird with a moustache and a man with a speech impediment show a selection of houses to fussy people who rarely manage to complete a purchase.

 

[AK74]

John Craven's Newsround: a round-up of news presented by John Craven

 

[whitelion]

Teleshopping - Persistent charlatans selling bling to bored housewives for hours on end.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Match of the Day:

The Comedy Show, Starring Crystal Palace.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Peppa Pig: not kosher

 

[Bodian]

Can you explain Inspector Morse, Bergerac and Midsomer Murders to me as well?

= sequel to Bergerac.

 

[Garage_Doors]

DIY SOS, Someone get there house bodged up in a limited time which the narrator always want you worry if they can get it done in time.