Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Badger]

That shitty music they play when the local estate agents rock up to value the place makes we want to f.ck a brick through the tv.

Got to love the before/after shots of each room too.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I prefer for the likes of Location x3, Homes in the country et al:-

2 completely strangers, don't buy a house, someone you've never been.

Are you from Somerset?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Game Of Thrones - Tits and dragons.

 

[Pevenseagull]

24 - Numerous highly trained terrorists/ mercenaries unload thousands of rounds of ammo at middle aged man who successfully dodges them all of them in real time when punctuated with lots of adverts.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Gomorrah - Holy f#ck I'm never going to Napoli.

 

[happypig]

Eastenders - Miserable, argumentative cockneys who, were they not thick as shit, could sell their squalid houses for a million quid and retire to Worthing.

 

[neilbard]

Football On 5: The Championship - Fictitious nonsense

 

[Grombleton]

Top of The Pops: Good luck trying to watch the shows from the 70's.

Dr Who: Strange man befriends a (usually young and attractive) young female and takes her away on 'adventures'. No-one bats an eyelid.

Tipping Point: You've only tuned in to the last few minutes as you're too early for The Chase to start.

Cake Wars: People bake cakes. Not a House Robot in sight.

 

[Badger]

Game Of Thrones - Tits and dragons.

and death.

You can't exclude the blood and violence.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Mad Men - Winning formula as wife fantasizes about Jon Hamm while I stare at Christine Hendricks tits.

 

[Colonel Angus]

American Pickers - Two guys from Iowa travel the nation hunting for antiques, whilst clearing their nasal cavities with their fingers.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Citizen Khan. Watch Muslims integrate with insomnia busting consequences.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Kojak - middle-aged man sucks on a lollipop in a disturbing way, but is considered the good guy

Columbo - middle-aged man wears a dirty mac, but is considered the good guy

Poirot - middle-aged man spends far too much time on his dodgy moustache, but is considered the good guy

The Rockford Files - middle-aged man spends far too much time on his hair, but is considered the good guy

 

[Stat Brother]

Are you from Somerset?

Blimey I dont know what happened there.
I guess I ought to give BG his keyboard back.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Kojak - middle-aged man sucks on a lollipop in a disturbing way, but is considered the good guy

Columbo - middle-aged man wears a dirty mac, but is considered the good guy

Poirot - middle-aged man spends far too much time on his dodgy moustache, but is considered the good guy

The Rockford Files - middle-aged man spends far too much time on his hair, but is considered the good guy

Can you explain Inspector Morse, Bergerac and Midsomer Murders to me as well?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Math of the day. Former footballers prove that their talents were left back on the pitch.

Left Back? Does Ben's Grandad know?

 

[ManOfSussex]

Piers Morgan's Life Stories - Smug, self important, narcissistic, arrogant, sycophantic **** interviews similar.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Can you explain Inspector Morse, Bergerac and Midsomer Murders to me as well?

Inspector Morse - Stay away from Oxford if you value your life

Bergerac - Stay away from Jersey if you value your life

Midsomer Murders - Just stay away

 

[whitelion]

Judge Rinder - gay barrister humiliates penny-pinching wannabees whilst humiliating himself.

 

[drew]

Homes Under the Hammer: Small time property developer buys a house at auction, spends 10 grand on it, makes a small profit, drives off in BMW.

One of those small time property developers being our very own Dale Stephens.