Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[Raleigh Chopper]

Murder She Wrote. Nosy old bag will not let it go.
Father Brown. Nosy old vicar with stupid hat will not let it go.

Wheeler Dealers. Spotlessly clean mechanic fixes oily cars while a 40 something Essex mod gets in the way and sells it for far less than he wanted to.

 

[Simster]

Football on 5 - two bell-ends and a pot-pourri of ex-Albion players who should know better are tasked with the challenge of making the world's greatest game almost unwatchable.

Match Of The Day - a selection of matches played today, starting with the one with lots of goals and finishing with the one where Sunderland have lost 2-0.

 

[Razzoo]

Football on 5- Was that it?

 

[jakarta]

Eastenders - Miserable, argumentative cockneys who, were they not thick as shit, could sell their squalid houses for a million quid and retire to Worthing.

Not that we would want them in Sussex of course, best to point them West to the lovely environs of Gosport & Southsea.

I'm sure they would be more at home there.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Morecambe and Wise - two men being funny

Cook & Moore - two men being funny

The Two Ronnies - One man being funny

Hale & Pace - Well now

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Two mobile underage scroungers attempt to get married without stealing anything.

 

[Badger]

Any American reality show: 20 minutes of telling us what's happened, 20 minutes of telling us what's coming up, 5 minutes of content.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Ice Road Truckers. American mass murderers drive in snow.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The One Show. An opportunity to get rid of that turd you have been baking since lunchtime.

 

[whitelion]

Top Gear - Juvenile 'lads' drive at speed in overpriced motors whooping and a hollering.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Play School. A programme that encouraged infants to jump through different shaped windows.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares USA - Bankrupt, shit food serving idiots big up Gordon's ego while attempting to outswear him.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Reggie - The Americans cock up The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

Amanda's - The Americans cock up Fawlty Towers

The Inbetweeners - The Americans cock up The Inbetweeners

The Office - The Americans cock up The Office

DC Follies - The Americans cock up Spitting Image

Beacon Hill - The Americans cock up Upstairs, Downstairs

Sanford & Son - The Americans cock up Steptoe & Son

House of Cards - The Americans don't cock up House of Cards

 

[jakarta]

BBC South Today - Sally Taylor telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Reading and Oxford.

 

[Badger]

Sunday Brunch: Tim Lovejoy thinks he's a bit of a 'lad', 3 hours of awkward celebrity interviews, some cooking, turns out he's still a nob.

 

[LamieRobertson]

The One Show
Rubbish.

 

[ManOfSussex]

BBC South Today - Sally Taylor telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Reading and Oxford.

BBC South East Today - TV's Mr. Nice Guy, Rob Smith, telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Maidstone and Gillingham, and the weather with Rachel Mackley.

 

[whitelion]

You've Been Framed - Harry Hill talking over multi-cycled unfunny clips with canned laughter in the background.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Hairy Bikers - two middle aged hairy, sweaty, grubby looking wannabe Hells Angels serve up food with their sweaty, grubby mits which you wouldn't want to give to your dog

 

[happypig]

BBC South East Today - TV's Mr. Nice Guy, Rob Smith, telling you everything you need to know about what's going on in Maidstone and Gillingham, and the weather with Rachel Mackley.

"here's our reporter, Peers Awkwardly, standing outside a closed school at 10PM"